To parents:
Nintendo is the label used by parents of old school gamers in reference to absolutely any device that they consider to be a 'videogame'.
Nintendo is the label used by parents of old school gamers in reference to absolutely any device that they consider to be a 'videogame'.
Mom: "When are you gonna turn off that damned Nintendo and start taking care of your family?"
You: *sigh* "It's an XBOX 360 mom, how many times do I have to-"
Mom: "Whatever. You sit around playing games all day long when you SHOULD be taking care of that screaming kid! You're in there playing Nintendo all day long and you only come out when you're hungry enough to eat! And then you vanish back to your bedroom! You're 32 years old. When are you gonna start acting like-..."
You: "......OH you BITCH! Fucken noob combo motherfff-..."
Mom: "WHAT?!"
You: "...huh? MOOOOOOOMMM...! You're distracting the hell outta me, damnit!"
Mom: "I PAY for that Xbox Live so you can sit around playing Nintendo all day? What is this, a joke?"
You: "....OOOOOH! YEAH, BITCH! TEABAG!"
Mom: "WHAT?!"
You: "Nuthin... talkin' to them..."
Mom: "Anyway, go tell your wife that dinner's ready. And clean up your damn room."
You: "........"
Mom: "Clean up your damn room!"
You: *sigh* "It's an XBOX 360 mom, how many times do I have to-"
Mom: "Whatever. You sit around playing games all day long when you SHOULD be taking care of that screaming kid! You're in there playing Nintendo all day long and you only come out when you're hungry enough to eat! And then you vanish back to your bedroom! You're 32 years old. When are you gonna start acting like-..."
You: "......OH you BITCH! Fucken noob combo motherfff-..."
Mom: "WHAT?!"
You: "...huh? MOOOOOOOMMM...! You're distracting the hell outta me, damnit!"
Mom: "I PAY for that Xbox Live so you can sit around playing Nintendo all day? What is this, a joke?"
You: "....OOOOOH! YEAH, BITCH! TEABAG!"
Mom: "WHAT?!"
You: "Nuthin... talkin' to them..."
Mom: "Anyway, go tell your wife that dinner's ready. And clean up your damn room."
You: "........"
Mom: "Clean up your damn room!"
by HarvesterOfSorrow September 13, 2008
Get the Nintendo mug.A person who is totally in love with Nintendo, and all their products. They own every console or portable Nintendo has developed. They absolutely HATE Sega, Sony, Microsoft, NEC, Atari and all other console and portable makers. They will often turn the competetor's product names into "cursings", as they believe only Nintendo should be the maker of consoles and portables.
Like Nintendo rules man! For sure, I'd NEVER own a Crapisis, a crapstation, a junksbox, a turbo-crap 16, or even a jagucrap! I am a nintendophille! Only Nintendo games for me, dawg!
by nintendophille 101 by JC January 16, 2008
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the people who play video games all day and dont ever get any. the only thing they do get off on is when they get a new video game and beat off to the only chick in the game and think graphics are sexy.
dude princess peach is fucking sexy in this new game, i wish i had a girlfriend like her...or talked to girls at all...---nintendo sexual
by cody waugh December 9, 2008
Get the nintendo sexual mug.Possibly one of the greatest Gaming co. of all time. Kicks Sony and Xbox's butts. They're the only PURE gaming company. (Sega was too, but they dont make systems anymore.)So many haters say Nintendo is a company for kids, but im 13 (not a good example) and still play Pokemon(occasionally), Mario (Can't stop playing) , and as a matter of fact, I refuse to Play an XBox, and use my bro's PS2 for a DVD player! They lead the Gaming industry in innovations.
PS2 guy- Our new Game system has internet acess, Online gameplay, and not to mention the MOST games produced!
XBox guy- We suck, we all know it.
Nintendo- We have all that PS2 crap too, but our games are a heck of alot better.
XBox guy- We suck, we all know it.
Nintendo- We have all that PS2 crap too, but our games are a heck of alot better.
by Siliva2 July 27, 2006
Get the nintendo mug.A solid game system with great games and little added features that make it a close competitor for PSP. Although some whiny little lifeless PSP fans act like its just an N64 with a touchscreen, it is much better than it gets credit for. As an owner of a PSP and a DS I have to say that I play my DS much more. It's much for social, since it has single card download play and pictochat. The games (well, most of them) are actually fun and not just about blood and gore like so many PSP games. And now, DS can play Movies, mp3s, and all that great stuff, so it's really an equal to PSP, if not better.
by Skankin' Cucumber September 25, 2005
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Wii on the toilet.
Wii during sex.
Wii while skydiving.
DS while dancing.
Wii on the toilet.
Wii during sex.
Wii while skydiving.
DS while dancing.
by Nintendork64 May 16, 2010
Get the Nintendork mug.A Nintendrone is anyone who loves Nintendo overall than video game/console companies.
Whether one franchise within Nintendo or multiple, they will likely only buy Nintendo stuff and will happily buy anything that Nintendo licenses that they think is awesome!
Whether one franchise within Nintendo or multiple, they will likely only buy Nintendo stuff and will happily buy anything that Nintendo licenses that they think is awesome!
by Wolfiethehero August 23, 2017
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