National Suck Day

National Suck Day Begins every May 20th. On this special day, you get to ask any girl to suck you off and if she says no, you are legally required to slap her.

Hey girl, its national suck day. Now suck or get the glock

by BigCrotch May 12, 2020

national prostitutes day

Oct. 23
The day we celebrate and honor our nations whores. On this day we remember the harlots that gave up the goods for cash and trinkets.

Tricia may have banged them all, but she got paid. Call her a dirty hoe if you must, but even she gets respect on national prostitutes day.

by Devil Dog 69 August 26, 2020

National Mudalads Day

the first day of a epic discord opened to the public with over 10k members as of right now celebrated in

August 8th

chad: Omg its national mudalads day!
normie whats that?
chad: its when a cum server opened

by igsgnseeeg October 10, 2020

National cuddling day

On April 8. Everyone have to cuddle their crush or gf or bf

Wanna hang out?
Can’t It is national cuddling day

by Dinbbmaja October 15, 2020

National scorpio day

November 10th is national Scorpio where we appreciate how badass & classy Scorpios are

“Hey man it’s national Scorpio day today”

by da vinki October 18, 2020

National Minion Day

June 24th is officially national minion day.

“OMG do you what day it is?”

“June 24th?”
“Yes! It’s national minion day!”

by susimposter69 March 2, 2023

national kayleigh day

The day when you celebrate Kayleighs all around the world.

“omg guess what today is! NATIONAL KAYLEIGH DAY! you gotta buy lunch...”

by joe... joe mama October 28, 2019