Nappy Pappy

Bigfoots DICK

Nappy Pappy smells like bigfoots dick

by kndfvnfdibgfd March 27, 2010

butt napalm

The shit that one takes after eating hot buffalo wings. It is characterized by the burning sensation within one's anus. The butt napalm is caused by the heat of the sauce being retained through the system and causing a similar heat sting as experienced when initially ingesting the wing. The only relief for this sensation is by completing the shit, and wiping thoroughly to clear the butt of said napalm.

Man, those Caribbean Jerk wings were awesome, too bad I'm gonna have butt napalm later.

by Glazzy November 19, 2006

napple grapple

Napple Grapple: to squeeze the nipple of a friend until the point of pain.

Usually seen in goups of men, the napple grapple is a method of showing affection in a masculine way. To perform a napple grapple properly the nipple should be squeezed while rotating the wrist until the recipient squeals in pain.

While hanging out drinking beer, Justin reached over and gave Charles a napple grapple.

by escapethefate February 5, 2010

Nappy Punch

The act of either

1) getting punched by a black person or
2) punching someone for no apparent reason

Yo check it out, Toby just nappy punched gilby.

by wink6311 January 13, 2010

Napple Valley

Place where nappling occurs, usually a bedroom, bed, couch, or field of wildflowers.

Why don't you come over to my Napple Valley and we'll have a quick napple before the party?

by Ms. Napple March 15, 2010

Nappy pie

that triangle of hair over the vagina that is often nappy

(or flattened like when you sleep on it)

I'm gonna have some nappy pie tonight

by rroxxxx July 6, 2011

Nappy Slapper

A pedophile. One who touches little ones.

That Jimmy Saville is a right Nappy Slapper

by SilentlyUndying August 3, 2013