five nail

Having a flattened finger nail due to constantly scraping off the foil from 5gum or any other foil backed gum wraper leaving just the paper to roll your greens in. Most oftenly occurs on the thumb and or index finger.

guy: do you think mike smokes?

dude: are you kiding he has the worst five nail I've ever seen

by drewdt April 29, 2011

Rusty Nail

Popping a turd in the fridge to let it freeze and then using it as a dildo.

"Mate last week I froze one of my shites so I could rusty nail my new bird in the fanny".

by we_need_jesus September 20, 2017

wall nailing

the act of having text sex over someones facebook wall otherwise known as wall fucking, wall sex, wall banging, or wall play.

Joe: yo dude i was totally wall nailing nicole on facebook last night

random kid: yo thats awesome i heard shes totally bangin.

Joe: o there she is. peace dude i got some business to attend to.

by Joe leg February 11, 2009

Blowjob nails

when you get your nails all snazzed up to suck wiener

Ooo home girl got a nice manicure!! Diggin the blowjob nails!

by CODgamer013 August 20, 2021

Gay nail

Having just one pinky fingernail painted

*sees someone with one pinky nail painted*
“Oh he’s gay, he has gay nail”

by 55gang December 26, 2021

Wing nails

The dirty ring of sauce in your fingernails after eating chicken wings

My buddy didn't even clean up after Buffalo Wild wings he still had Wing nails when he showed up for his date.

by Reddawg43 August 20, 2016

Nailed the coffin

When someone said the funny/joke/hillarious things about that person but they got offended instead

Jenny: I'm craving for milk
Jack: Wanna try my milk ? Pfft ~
John: hahaha,you nailed the coffin dude

by Sadasu January 30, 2017