nasty mattress

an ugly disgusting bedbug/cum/blood/piss/shit covered mattress left on the curbside and a parkdale,toronto pair of retards who named their band after said discarded mattresses and use them as billboards to spread their bandname spraying such slogans as -i did your mom on a.../leave a dna sample on a.../maintain erections on a...etc

my god man -look at that nasty mattress all covered in piss stains and bedbugs -thats serious nasty

by nasty mattress September 24, 2016

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Nasty Seattle

1)When spunk/cum is fermented for three or more days then secretly introduced and mixed into coffee beans for a unfortunate victim/victims. Coffee is then brewed and the consumers then unknowingly injests the nasty brew.
2) a fermenting saved load cosumed in a beverage, usually coffee.
3) When your friend zoned but you still want them to taste your cream.

Jeanne never expected a thing, when she gulped down the nasty Seattle.

by Bc's Roofie dealer December 23, 2018

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A Nasty Netty

When you cum in a girls nostril and it comes out the other, clearing her out like a netty pot.

My girl was feelin stuffy, so i gave that bitch a nasty netty.

Whenever i want a blowjob during cold season, I have to give my girl a nasty netty first.

“Babe don’t worry, if a hot shower doesn’t work, i can always give you a nasty netty.”

by Brentephania October 8, 2018

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nasty dough

Fucking your partner when you both are covered in faecal matter and inside a tub full of faeces.

I don't know what's wrong with Tom, my kid. He can't concentrate on anything. I think it might be because he saw me having a nasty dough with the neighbour.

by fithy_def June 2, 2018

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spank nasty

An awesome person extremely proficient in smoking, fucking shit off, burglary and being the best. Bleeds excellence and sweats perfection. Makes it happen

Spank Nasty is the motherfuckin' man!

by Molly W. Volgar March 10, 2017

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