Person 1: "Today I want to get HIV, should I go to a festival?"
Person 2: "Yea, just take the subway"
Person 2: "Yea, just take the subway"
by mynamearejeff May 7, 2018

by Tim September 3, 2004

Cletus: damn I can’t be part of the subway gang bc my dick is only 5 1/2”
Leroy: I’m part of the subway gang bc my dick is 6”
Leroys sister: he is definitely part of the subway gang
Leroy: I’m part of the subway gang bc my dick is 6”
Leroys sister: he is definitely part of the subway gang
by Sisterfucker.com October 27, 2020

To "subway" someone (verb): To hit a cop, especially federal law enforcement, with a footlong Subway sandwich. This often occurs after a long argument or rant directed at said cop, and particularly during times of increasing fascism, nationalism or corporatism.
Man with footlong Subway sandwich: "Sir! Get the fuck outta my city you bootlicking motherfucker! We didn't need your fascist police state!"
Federal cop:
Man with footlong Subway sandwich: Throws his footlong Subway at the cop. Runs away slowly and is caught and charged with a felony
Federal cop:
Man with footlong Subway sandwich: Throws his footlong Subway at the cop. Runs away slowly and is caught and charged with a felony
by Late Stage Piss Jugs August 15, 2025

noun - A single shot of alcohol take among good friends. Commonly taken as a group, often before or during a traditional drinking game.
Robert and his friends did a subway shot, then continued playing Street Fighter: III Strike and pregaming.
by DavidCiv December 25, 2010

by The 2nd Right one July 7, 2023

When you have to shit really bad on I35 and the only choice you have now is to put your legs up on the dashboard and blast ass into a Subway bag.
by subwaybaggins August 2, 2021
