Nutsack Nirvana

a person that is somewhat big on twitter

"i made out with nutsack nirvana"

by Clarizma October 19, 2021

slack nirvana

a mental state where you no longer feel guilty for not having responded to messages your co-workers have sent you on Slack. you reach this state after sheer exhaustion and burn out, typically.

I knew I was contributing so much, and I was on the verge of burn out. The fact that I attained Slack nirvana is helping me stay calm for longer.

by raknahs December 27, 2021

Nirvana

The best band in history.

Nirvana is the best band in history no one can change my mind!!!

by i love snoopy March 19, 2024

Kurt Cobain Nirvana Baby

“Kurt Cobain Nirvana Baby” is a sentence which automatically gets bitches to hop on that meat stick.

Try it!

You: “Kurt Cobain Nirvana Baby!”
Girl: “I wanna fuck you so hard your weenie falls off”

by okin June 11, 2022

Nirvana

The most beautiful pretty sweet amazing girl in the entire universe that treats her husband amazingly and makes him feel like the luckiest man in the world. Nirvana is the most attractive woman on the entire earth and every other girl is fat disgusting ugly and flat.

random girl: hey we should date.
John: no fuck you bitch im dating Nirvana

by Nirvana is my princess February 16, 2024

to nirvana-shirt

To ask a niche question about a specific topic in a condescending or exclusionary manner with the intent of testing a person’s knowledge on a subject of interest

She asked me about what I thought about the shrink-wrapping problem when I told her I liked dinosaurs, she was totally trying to nirvana-shirt me!

by pijay July 23, 2025

email nirvana

a state where you no longer feel guilty about not responding to emails

I've attained email nirvana. I haven't looked at my email in ages.

by raknahs December 27, 2021