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i hate my life

a phrased used after your cell phone dies in the middle of text messaging someone.
Sarah screamed "I hate my life" after her cell phone died in the middle of a text message.
by aviewoflife September 16, 2006
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My Life As A Teenage Robot

the absolutely most retarded show nickeleodeon ever put on their shitty network. ok first how in the hell would there be a teenage robot?? second the only people that watch this abomination and atrocity against humanity that makes you actually dumber for watching, are insecure pregnant teenagers that smoke pot and end having retarded mutant babies that are addicted to crack.
nickeleodeon got sued by the U.N. for committing crimes against humanity by putting my life as a teenage robot on the air
by PlayDohMan October 18, 2004
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fuck my life

an annoying and careless phrase used to promote self-degradation.

to admit having no value in ones life.

Coined by the liquor store clerk in the movie SuperBad.
Uncle Same: I got a C in my midterm, Fuck My Life!
Uncle Chin: Yes, fuck your life, do something about it!
by Dann Manahan February 27, 2008
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Oh my life

A phrase created by Latrina Kambert for shock purposes.
Segan Mimonds: BOO!
Latrina Kambert: OH MY LIFE
by danananankroyd July 11, 2009
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Mylie

A person who has 0 friends and 0 life but is extremely cute
Eww tht girl has 0 friends she must be a Mylie
by Poo poo bumhole June 25, 2018
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I hate my life

A term that many a person says on a daily basis whenever anything negative happens, they're insulted, hear a lame pun, tell a lame pun, or get yelled at by their parents if they're that age...or still live with them. Can also be used sarcastically or (often) by morons who don't ACTUALLY hate their life (big shocker!). Can be followed by goddamnit if the "situation escalates".
Janet: *punches a dude called George* Fuck you George!
George: I hate my life.
Janet: You let it happen.
George: I hate my life more...goddamnit.
by Some Random Guy 72 February 25, 2017
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my life as a teenage robot

A Robot Jones rip-off. The show is pretty cool but it rips off Robot Jones.
My life as a Teenage robot is WH2RJ RIP-OFF!!!!!!!!
by 13thirteen October 30, 2004
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