poutine muncher

a slur for the people of quebec canada

shut up you poutine muncher

by kawaiiuwukitty April 13, 2023

Desk Muncher

Slang for a person with a touch of the tism

Man that kid counting toothpicks is a desk muncher

by TotallyKevin August 3, 2023

foreskin muncher

When a muslim or a jew person collects the foreskin from a newborn or an adult, they eat it like its candy.

Muhammad: Man these foreskins taste amazing. You should try them.
John: Ew wtf that's disgusting you dirty foreskin muncher. Get out of my face.
Abba: No John, you are just not cultured like us. *eats 20 in 1 sitting*

by ILoveForeskin September 4, 2023

Lumberjack brunch munch

The act of maintaining an erection by masturbating with one hand and fondling your testicles with the other while performing oral sex on a woman.

Bro 1: Yo bro I heard you munched mad box last night.

Bro 2: Yeah dude I was down there for 20 minutes but I pulled the Lumberjack brunch munch to stay rock hard and I laid the Dong right after.

by bASS201 November 2, 2018

Münchausen

Taken from Münchausen's syndrome, a person who does improper and annoying things to direct attention to themselves.

That guy who keeps spilling his water must be a münchausen. He just wants the attention.

by pureevilPB March 21, 2009

pussy munch

The act of eating the pussy of a sweet sexy woman until she cums or begs you to stop. The act of orally making the pussy swell and contract by licking and sucking the pussy repeatedly.

I would love to have a pussy munch with the new girl at work. There is nothing like a good pussy munch to make my cock rock hard.

by pantyplunderer December 31, 2010

Shit-Muncher

Everyday common folk i.e Bottom feeders

Back in the Middle Ages, impoverished townsfolk; whom the King had absolutely no interest nor sympathy for, would have to survive by eating dung and dung only because of their lack of monies. Hence the name "Shit-Munchers".

Royal Advisor - "Oh Almighty King, what shalt we do about thy lack of monies?"

King "Tax the shit-munchers mofucky"

by Clemperstein January 17, 2011