The emotional manifestation of guilt and sadness created by ingesting mass quantities of preservative riddled, grease drenched or excessively sweet foods. The term originally derived from the proverbial muffins that were sold in the vending machine of "The Great Collapse's" jam space.
Luke: Dude, I'm totally muffering. I just ate a whole bag of ketchup chips.
Caroline: And yet your still tempted to go for Chester Chicken?
Luke: Maybe then I'll escape the memories of my grandmother's death.
Darcy: I just got fired, I'm going to go KFC it off.
Caroline: You'll be muffering about that later.
Caroline: And yet your still tempted to go for Chester Chicken?
Luke: Maybe then I'll escape the memories of my grandmother's death.
Darcy: I just got fired, I'm going to go KFC it off.
Caroline: You'll be muffering about that later.
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Ricer: Oh yeah I just got a loud muffler for my car so people will think my car is cool because it has a loud exhaust but I'm too poor to afford a real powerful car!
Me: ......You're an idiot.
Me: ......You're an idiot.
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Guy 1; "Is Dave coming out tonight?"
Guy 2; "Nah, he's being a muffer and staying in with his missus".
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(due to it's stricking resemblemce to a muffler, complete with the smoke exiting.)
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"after i was finished making love to the prostitute, i fired up a muffler and sipped on some zinfandel, with a smile."
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She wouldn't have sex with me but i did get her to give me a dutch muffler.
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