muddy seasons

a game where drunk leprechauns fight to the death with suitcases.
“hey have you played muddy seasons?”
“ye mate, just unlocked new character called codie gaskell, when he gets a kill he says ‘wait at stumps bro’!”
by haydenlovesmilfs August 21, 2022
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muddy neck

When a girl deep throats you after doing anal sex.
She had a muddy neck from her drunken adventures last night, you could smell it on her breath.
by rhiku117 February 20, 2015
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Muddy Portal

When one person defecates into their partners anus and they proceed to shit it back into the original members anus. This resembles a brown portal from the classic game, portal. This can go on for days, minutes, hours, really just as long as you keep shitting
Ben made sure to feast on Taco Bell at lunch night because he was going to attempt the Muddy Portal with his girlfriend tonight!
by Shippy69 November 27, 2019
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Muddy Trampoline

The act of jumping as high as you can on a bed or trampoline, defecating mid air, and landing in it.
We were jumping on the bed and Mason had a muddy trampoline
by PURGATWINKIE May 14, 2023
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Muddy Mike

Immediately after getting top from Jiddy On, a horse shits in ur mouth and you proceed to get in a relationship with it
Woah dog, look at munzinger over there, looks like a he gets a muddy mike ever day
by Big Weiner Nog October 05, 2017
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Muddy Monkey

The sexual act of shitting in a community pot, (can involve multiple people), and covering ones self in it. Then they throw shit out of the community pot at one another to pick a mate. Then they have intercourse, no matter what gender.
Yo me and my friends did the muddy monkey last night, that shit was wicked
by GalvanizedBoyToy October 14, 2019
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Muddy Waterfall

When one urinates through the legs of another person who is defecating.
Pisser: "Bro, I really gotta piss!"

Pooper: "Dude... I'm taking a shit"

Pisser: "Whatever bro, lets muddy waterfall!"
by fuzzedhead April 30, 2011
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