Mosqueito

Someone (usually Muslim) who goes to a mosque but only for the benefits.

Omar: Did you know Muhammad only attends Tarawih prayers for the free iftar meals they serve afterward?

Yusuf: No, what a Mosqueito!

by Jackboi88888888 August 9, 2025

Alexis mosqueda

A very sweet kinda shy girl, will easily get mad at you but then regrets getting mad a you after a while and feels bad, has a very great sense of fashion;)

Omg look at Alexis mosqueda outfit it's so cute

by Allie dallas July 6, 2016

mcsqueek

This is the sound that is produced when walking a wet floor.At most restaurants and other public places you will be able to find a yellow sign warning you of slippery floors, this is your best chance to make this noise.

Yesterday, while it was raining, I ran inside, and my shoes made a mcsqueek.

by Managerofarestaurant June 17, 2008

mosquito veal

n. someone with extremely sensitive skin who is prone to mosquito, and various other insect-bites a.k.a. someone who is destined to die from either encephalitis or the west nile virus

Dude! WTF! I was only outside for like 5 seconds! How did I get so many mosquito bites? I guess I'm mosquito veal. ToT

by koinu-chan January 14, 2009

Mosquito

A tiny vampire, but does not suck enough blood so the other person will be a vampire

Person 1: I just got bitten by a tiny vampire
Person 2: you mean a mosquito

by luckade December 2, 2009

mosquito feeling

the feeling of a mosquito shooting itself up your arsehole and flying around up there a bit before fucking off.

usually lasts around 5-10 seconds and means go for a shit

guy sittin down suddenly raises arse off the chair "fuuuuuck!" "sup mate?" "mosquito feeling..."

by F34RL355 F13ND January 28, 2010

mosquito ringer

a ringtone some people buy

some fags in my art class bought that ringtone and wont shut it off

friend: hey who the hell is playing that mosquito ringer.

by paigeasaurus rex September 12, 2010