moshe

moshe is man that has an obsession with fucking meat pies. his obsession has affected his family's pie eating sessions

perosn 1: why have these pies got holes with glue leaking out of them

person 2: for fuck sake moshes gotten to em again

by Noah_the_nigga November 19, 2023

The Moshe

The moshe is when you put superglue on your hand and try to ejaculate before the glue sticks

"jake why is your hand in your pants" I tried doing the Moshe but I wasn't fast enough".

by bodonky kong January 19, 2021

Perma moshe

A consistent link that's a non-binding relationship but is known (not a sneaky link).

My perma moshe is coming tonight.

by willgraves October 17, 2025

Mosh Joskoff

An ancient Latin title naming the second coming of Christ manifest in a single man. It is synonymous with God himself.

Person 1: "The pope predicts that that the Mosh Joskoff is due to come to earth soon"
Person 2: "I heard about that. He will save the Earth, he said. Apparently, he resides in E-8, whatever that means."

by LibtardsPwnedEbicStyle October 31, 2018

Mosh

Canadian slang for nicotine inhalation device.

“Yo can I hit your mosh?”
“Sure bro”

by FarStone57 February 22, 2024

Mosh

A mosh, in Cleveland, is typically a large group of 20 - 30 people who fight each other all at once - Usually for no particular reason.

-Not to be confused with jumping someone

-There are no rules except no guns and no teams.

"The Bedford Mosh is next week, Ja'Quez is hitting first. If anyone brings a splat, they not participating."

by 3a1l5 August 1, 2022

Cond mosh

Full length - condescending mosher

Likes to let everyone know that they know everything about Rick and morty, no Jack horseman, math metal and any kind of game. Whilst still maintaining the shoes are nerdy even though they’re watched by millions. Starts sentences with “well technically” and will pick apart any joke or comment.

This specifically applies to a certain sub category of mosher. Including all of the usual attributes (drinking monster, Light up gaming keyboards, cartoon tee’s, ‘table top games’ etc)

Usually has a pale complexion with flushed cheeks due to lack of direct sunlight.

Did you see that guys extensive Lego collection? what a cond mosh.

by anonymous January 26, 2022