monica

monica is what black people call people that help them out no matter what.

tyrell: "yo yo yo whats good monica?"
john: "I've only got 7 bucks till payday since i paid my unexpected medical bill, but if you go for a walk with me to the liquor store we can get some old english 40s to get our drink on."
tyrell: "MONIKKA"

by doctor cockter OBGYN August 25, 2023

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Monica

the best person in the world good looking and very funny

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by lunlena July 19, 2022

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mask on in car always

hard lefties are dominated in voting by monicas and karens obsessed with keeping everyone wearing masks forever

by jayskind1 October 08, 2021

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Dirty Monica

A mom from Kansas that loves foot massages

I met Monica for dinner and she got tired of her heels so I gave her a dirty Monica.

by DirtySanchez999 October 03, 2021

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Monicaitis

Is a unique condition characterized by inflammation of the heart and brain, leading to an intensified sense of love and desire specifically for someone named Monica. This condition results in heightened emotions and a strong, continuous longing for the individual named Monica. The inflamed state of both the heart and the brain causes the affected person to experience a profound and persistent stream of affection and attraction towards Monica. It is a rare and unusual medical phenomenon where the individual's emotional and cognitive functions become tightly intertwined with their feelings towards Monica, resulting in an unprecedented focus on their love and desire for her.

I can't feel anything exept for the loneliness when Monica isn't near! I do nothing without missing her laugh mostly! I miss her in every moment of everyday that she is gone away. I just want to respectfully Love her! Hug her! Hold her! Kiss Her! Caress her! Touch Her! Feel her! Want her! Need her! Smell her! Hear her! Tickle her! Taste her! Bath her! Feed her! Choke her! So much that I feel as if I should hate her for being so infectious that I am infected with the uncurabile Monicaitis!

by La Monica De Tonic June 19, 2024

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