monacate

(v.)having sex with no dificulty; easily getting into someones pants.
(adj.)to be easy

"Dude I totally monacated the other day"
"Dude are you monacating tonight?"
"She's so monacate!"

by davidyounghumpspuppies November 21, 2007

monavale

a county consisting of moaning whales and dead cats

brian: what was that noise in the background, when i called you last night. it sounded like a beached whale
jack: ohh. i was in monavale

by kingqueengaylord January 21, 2009

Monogafair

when a person in an engagement or marriage has an affair with just one person as opposed to a Polygofair

Dan's mad because he found out his girlfriend, who's married, doesn't want to have a monogafair.

by Erimus March 31, 2009

Monkgasm

Having an orgasm so intense your scream sounds like a Monkey(aimed toward the female orgasm...but hey, some dude's gotta scream too i guess)

Dude! You must've been tearin' that shit up last night, I could hear her monkgasm through the wall.

by Monkey8905 September 30, 2010

monogawhore

Definition: a woman who indiscriminately searches for monogamy in all the wrong places, putting out every time, "just in case he's The One."

If you engage in regretful douching and frantic Kegels after having your heart broken, only to do it all over again as soon as the smell of vinegar dissipates, then you must be a monogawhore.

by Spicahontas May 9, 2011

Monogamous Getter Somer

One who is getting some from another exclusivley without being in a relationship.

Friend 1 - We are taking it slowly
Friend 2 - Sure, and it doesn't hurt that your getting

some EVERY night.
Friend 1 - Hey but at least I'm a Monogamous Getter Somer

by Negative Nate June 3, 2011

monogameat

Unwilling to mix meats within a single meal.

She wouldn't order the club sandwich, claiming monogameat.

by Stripper Horse November 7, 2013