minnie mousing it

For a girl to wear a skirt gloves and no top

I was Minnie mousing it for lols

by shit ,my bra is twisted March 7, 2015

minjeeta

A common name for an Indian lesbian

Minjeeta needs to be dragged off ranjit love tunnel

by Cifco October 20, 2015

minnesota shower

To cum on one's own titties.

Last night I was working something out on my own and accidentally gave myself a Minnesota shower

by Cokton August 28, 2016

Minnesota Muster

Group sex in the northern tier states during the dead of winter. Possibly the only way to kill time when it's too cold to be outside.

We're all going to Minnesota Muster at Larry and Sharon's house. Last time we went, my driveway froze over and Tulip got pregnant.

by RedRedRed Red June 16, 2016

Minnesota hot air balloon

When you are eating ass, and they fart in your mouth and blow you up like a hot air balloon.

Did you hear, yesterday Evan got a Minnesota hot air balloon from Sarah.

by Bigdaddy26 May 8, 2018

Minnesota Arcade Machine

The act of inserting coinage into a male's urethra before intercourse to build up semen pressure.

"Dude my girl and me did the Minnesota Arcade Machine last night and I'm still sore."

"Would you like me to give you a Minnesota Arcade Machine?"

by Mr. Sister Kisser November 14, 2018

Minnesota Lap Dance

An act in which the receiver sits in the front seat of a snowed over vehicle and the giver (or the dancer) scrapes the ice off of the windshield in an act of seduction or kindness.

-"Babe will you go start my car? It's freezing outside"

"Better yet Megan I'll give you the ol' Minnesota Lap Dance"

-"Dude she's honestly the one for me."

"How do you know?"

"On our first date we went to a family function of mine up north. Before we left she gave me a full treatment Minnesota Lap Dance without me even asking."

by Niceboimn November 29, 2018