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How's Your Prime Minister

The act of a UK prostitute coming up to someone with male genitalia and fondling the penis and balls. This phrase can be also be used as a joke when touching the underside of something.
Hank: Dude, I met a prostitute in London last week.
Alistair: Oh yeah? Did she give you a How's Your Prime Minister?
Hank: Yeah she did. Had one hell of a grip too for a girl.
Alistair: Maybe you should have given "her" a How's Your Prime Minister back.
by hoehusher September 26, 2023
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Australian Prime Minister

The act of shitting yourself at a McDonalds
Joe: “Hey man we gotta get out of here, I’m about to pull an Australian Prime Minister”

Tyrone: “What the hell?”
by Dumbation May 31, 2024
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gaza health ministry

A Hamas controlled institution that supposedly publishes casualties of gazans killed during the war.

It is known for wildly exaggerating and inflating civilian death tolls such as the fiasco with "500 killed in israeli airstrike" which turned out to be a misfired PIJ rocket.

Despite the fact that it's controlled by a literal genocidal islamist organization, it's numbers are uncritically parroted all over western media and taken as a fact whereas all israeli claims to the contrary are constantly criticized and scrutinized. This shows that the press have become disgusting cheerleaders for Hamas and have completely discredited themselves. So called "human rights" NGOs which also uncritically parrot the numbers and fabricated claims of israeli atrocities based on anonymous accounts.
The average Israel Basher cites the Gaza Health Ministry as an objective source which is ridiculous.
by Wake Up June 11, 2024
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The Mattoon Minister

Gay man sex in a church bathroom so loud that everyone can hear it.
Those two dudes just ran into church and gave them all The Mattoon Minister!
by Bob Loblaw Nohabla December 3, 2025
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Christian Aid Ministries

Idiot nazis that are direct descendants of Operation Paperclip nazis, engaged in fuckery worldwide and it is strongly encouraged that people audit their publicly available financial statements. FAFO
Christian Aid Ministries, specifically, are a bunch of maniacal nazi bastards that need to be audited.
by General FAFO December 4, 2025
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