Miguel is a kind of cunt that you only encounter once in your life. A kind of walking disaster that'll set everything you hold dear on fire. Should you make contact with a Miguel please for the love of god call the police.
"I'm having a bad day." - "Oh no did you come across a Miguel."
"Stop being the Miguel in my life."
"If you Miguel this up then I am out."
"Stop being the Miguel in my life."
"If you Miguel this up then I am out."
by CheetosEater665 November 26, 2024
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Girl 1 . I love you Miguel Angel
Girl 2 . I love him too
Girl 3 . Have all my babies
Girl 4 . I’m ready to run away with you
Girl 5 . Yesssssssss
… you get the point
Girl 2 . I love him too
Girl 3 . Have all my babies
Girl 4 . I’m ready to run away with you
Girl 5 . Yesssssssss
… you get the point
by Bob Grass November 22, 2021
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