He is smart and he is the master of roasting people and he is the master of fifa18 and nba 2k18 and is rich
Miguel is rich
by Miguel_12033 January 25, 2018

by monteabraaofacadas December 27, 2018

Rui is the best friend someone could ask for. He is smart, funny, handsome, a hard worker and so much more. He loves his trippy music but he also loves rock, rap. He can come across as an asshole but if you truly get to know him, it’s a front for how sweet he really is. He is sarcastic and will not hesitate to joke around. He will always be there when you are hurting. He will be the first to call and make sure you are okay. His gaming skills are unmatch, just like his basketball skills. 1v1 him and u will be sure to lose, but u will at least have a fun time playing.
He is one of the best people to know.
He is one of the best people to know.
by WarzoneKid January 6, 2022

A Mexican typically known for knocking out straight white males, a Miguel Salamanca is also a Ro-Cartel cocaine addict.
I feel like snorting a line of coke today and assaulting a homeless white male, especially one called Jacob, I feel so Miguel Salamanca.
by abc31 July 14, 2023

Sexy ass thick bitch: "O.M.G. Jacob Miguel?! You mean the BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE?! Girl all I gotta say is..... D2B!
by BradLuck85 January 6, 2024

An old man who is your dad's mom boyfriend and a person who nicknames every grandchild and is Hispanic
by Miguel parra lopez November 22, 2023

A person who believes they are intelligent but actually messes everything up, most likely overweight, probably has Native American accent, and probably has a obsessive crush on someone
by AnonymousIntilligence October 2, 2019
