Minecraftcito

An amazing song, which makes me cry.

"Get out my room Mum, I'm listening to Minecraftcito!"

by ShivangIsMyDad October 1, 2018

Minecraft Earth

A game that can't just seem to get past private beta. The game currently sucks the ass of a pig and swallows the cum of a horse. Microsoft is taking their good old time to come out with the public beta of a game that has already been made. It is supposed to be a AR game that brings Minecraft into the real world, but can't seem to get past beta and it sucks man pussy.

Friend: Hey, have you played Minecraft Earth yet?
Me: no, because fucking Microsoft won't just release the fucking public beta
Other Friend: yeah, they are gay ass fuck
Me: well, yeah Bill Gates literally named the company after his micro and soft dick

by Weallfun September 18, 2019

Mineblocks

i bullshit knock-off to one of the best games ever

Mineblocks is a peice of shit

by Fortniteporn.com December 6, 2019

Minecraft: Story Mode Season 2 Episode 4: Below the Bedrock

the greatest video game of all time. its story, characters and music is unforgettable. comparing this game to another masterpiece, for example Knack 2, would be like comparing a Whale to a Rat. there is nothing that comes close to this level of masterpiece. thinking of an even greater game than this masterpiece is a death sentence in most countries. it isn't available anywhere now because Telltale "Went Bankrupt" but if you ask me, that's just a cover up story, they actually want people to forget about this masterpiece ever existing

Robert: Hey dude what are you playing?
Gilbert: Oh, i'm playing Minecraft: Story Mode Season 2 Episode 4: Below the Bedrock
Robert: the gods has made you one of them. use your power wisely, young one

by the god of MC:SMS2E4:BTB July 25, 2020

Mietta

A very beautiful and good looking young girl who has naturally gorgeous looks and great features, she's very loud but can be sensitive at times, look after Mietta and she will treat her mans with loyalty and respect, get a Mietta and you'll be set for life!

oh wow look it's Mietta !! damn

by jenna1468 January 24, 2021

suck mine

1)An expression of dissent shown to something your homie may say or do
2) A friendly call to your neighborhood hoe

Friend 1 (after his first karate class): Yo, imma break this brick with ma bare hands!

Friend2: Suck Mine

by galifaniakis March 4, 2016

Im playing minecraft

Minecraft is the most epic game as it has 1000000000000 views on youtube at least, and that's a lot! So by saying I'm playing minecraft, you're saying I'm being an epic gamer!

Im playing minecraft.

by SylviaGaming February 21, 2022