by a1ch3mist September 14, 2009

Corpus Christi is the offial Miami Beach of Texas. Good water but not as pretty as South Padre which is referred to as the Mexico of Texas
by Miamibeachofficial July 26, 2018

A: Broo I just got into Miami dade college!
B: Bro I heard that's like day care for stupid kids
A: Broo yeaa
B: Bro I heard that's like day care for stupid kids
A: Broo yeaa
by BMBaller February 7, 2014

A bikini clad crotch at 8pm marinated in Hawaiian Tropic and infused with a day's diet consisting of Ceviche and mimosas rendered on a white sandy beach for 4-8 hours.
Tina was so wasted after her day at the beach, that she went to bed without washing out her Miami Onion Box.
by Coldread Official July 19, 2019

by Dorinda69 September 1, 2018

Lies told by Miami women to get their way with men that they want. Typically, manipulation at it’s finest.
Jess: I promise you I’m not talking with anyone else but you Jim.
Jim: Sorry Jess, I can’t fall for your miami girl slander.
Jim: Sorry Jess, I can’t fall for your miami girl slander.
by FreeYNWmelly June 28, 2023

Bunch of white rich dick heads with a ton of money who all have a golden labrador. everyone at this school smokes a ton of pot to get back at their rich parents for being rich. They all pretend like their families dont own half of the United States and act as if they dont all own 100 tesla's and 100 jetski's on their miami ocean view properties.
by gregheffley69 September 15, 2021
