meteorite men

A show that makes whale wars look like never before seen color footage of WW2. By far the most boring show ever

Hey guys if I dont slit my wrist today lets watch meteorite men; that should be enough to push me off the edge.

by Gorilla Arms March 10, 2010

metery

Usually refers to Barramundi or other fish larger than a meter in length.

I lost a metery cause he was too big to land on my own without a net.

by BenOz December 5, 2007

memeory

The act of creating and/or posting and reposting memes.

The bulletin board was cluttered with various memes, which James would post several times a day. I grew to despise his excessive memeory.

by Sassafrass Grove November 8, 2017

Penis O'Meter

A device used to spot a mans tiny ass dick from a mile away.

"Jeniffer, did u get the Penis O'Meter".

"Nope"
"Then u gunna get raped by some creepy ass mofo with a dick so small u can't even c it"

by Snuggle Mungle March 29, 2015

meteorologist

one of the few professions where you can be horrible wrong and still be able to keep your job...they usually make good side money from supermarkets and hardware stores by broadcasting phony weather alerts causing people to stampede aisles in search of a myriad of things they will never use in this lifetime...often blame their obscenely obvious mistakes on the unpredictabilty of a fictional character named "Mother Nature"

- "What did you say you do again?"
- "I'm a meteorologist."
- "Oh. So you study meteors and shit?"
- "Not quite. Basically I get paid to be wrong and suck
at my job."
- "No way dude! You're the fucking President?"

by Twisther Tornadough April 26, 2007

Fuck-O-Meter

A machine that tells how many fucks that person has given.

Example:
Guy 1: Hey man I got a 100% on the test! 😁😁
Guy 2: Ok
Guy 2: I alsooo, got a girlfriend....
Guy 1: I give... zero fucks.
*Fuck-o-meter comfirms zero fucks given*

Fuck you Urban Dictonary Im not givin another example. Urban Dictonary I don’t give one fuck about needing to define it here but fuck it. Fuck-O-Meter

by Fuck You Definition Readers April 15, 2018

Meteorain

Cloud's best level 3 Limit Break. While leaping into the air, Cloud unleashes a barrage of meteors upon a group of foes causing up to 4 separate hits. This attack is actually best used against a single enemy, unless the targeted group is fairly weak. Used against one opponent, this attack can cause as much as 12,000 points of damage.

Cloud killed the King Behemoth with Meteorain.

by Master Tonberry December 8, 2004