*Condent hands Alex a balloon of nos*
*Alex consumes balloon*
Alex: Yo HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!
Condent: OIII I'm the happiness merchant!!!
*Alex consumes balloon*
Alex: Yo HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!
Condent: OIII I'm the happiness merchant!!!
by Condent March 17, 2021
Get the Happiness merchant mug.when your name is Max Emilian Verstappen and you outdrive a 7 time champ to the title because you're simply that good
by kasperisafraud January 18, 2022
Get the pace merchant mug.by Zorg April 29, 2003
Get the Methangel mug.A rare breed of a character that raises other human beings buzz levels by a minimum of 6 notches within a 20 metre radius. Also, has the ability to talk about Public Enemy for a solid 37 minutes without breathing but may produce over enthusiastic hand movements/gestures whilst doing so that do have the capacity to offend the weak willed amongst us. Highly likely to pass out in a nightclub around the 2am mark due to consuming too many ales.
A typical quote from a Hype Merchant would be along the following lines...'My buzz levels were off the richter in the warm up, unbelievable scenes...'
by Nottsborough FC January 7, 2013
Get the Hype Merchant mug.What you say then someone touches you aggressively or without consent. Not necessarily in a sexual manner.
by Miss Potato Head September 12, 2010
Get the Watch the Merchandise mug.A catalog retailer well known for its unique ordering process.
When you walked in you were given a slip of paper for which you would write down the catalog number for the item you wanted to purchase. When you were done walking around and writing down the numbers of what you wanted to buy and were ready to checkout you gave the cashier the slip, which would go back to the stock room and shortly afterward, your items were rolled out on a conveyor belt from the back. Service Merchandise also had a variety of self-serve products.
Service Merchandise was well known for its jewelery and electronics.
The chain went bankrupt in 2002. After re-emerging as an online retailer for a brief time, the name disappeared again in 2007.
When you walked in you were given a slip of paper for which you would write down the catalog number for the item you wanted to purchase. When you were done walking around and writing down the numbers of what you wanted to buy and were ready to checkout you gave the cashier the slip, which would go back to the stock room and shortly afterward, your items were rolled out on a conveyor belt from the back. Service Merchandise also had a variety of self-serve products.
Service Merchandise was well known for its jewelery and electronics.
The chain went bankrupt in 2002. After re-emerging as an online retailer for a brief time, the name disappeared again in 2007.
by Jon Revelle April 3, 2008
Get the Service Merchandise mug.is were a guy cums in the ass of another man
and gets the man to fart it back in his face and true merthers ingest the contence of the back load along with any other substences to come out
and gets the man to fart it back in his face and true merthers ingest the contence of the back load along with any other substences to come out
dave: hey i got an idea let me come in your ass and you can fart it back in my face
merthy: ok thats a great idea
dave: we need a name for that
merthy: how about daving
dave: no no no i much prefer merthing
merthy: yer i like that now open up your mouth here it comes
merthy: ok thats a great idea
dave: we need a name for that
merthy: how about daving
dave: no no no i much prefer merthing
merthy: yer i like that now open up your mouth here it comes
by dr eddie September 13, 2009
Get the merthing mug.