Marken

A very hot mom, another word for a milf.

Person 1"Dude, austins mom is a total milf"

Person 2 "Dont you mean shes a marken?"

Doug" Oh yeah dude same goddamn thing!"

by chodefarmer99 December 12, 2011

merked

it menas to be beat up of to lose badly from EAST lodon from eski grime

Lethal B merked Wiley

by choonghead December 19, 2004

merked

To get killed by the means of being ran over by a type of mercedez-benz. Mercedez are seen as expensive gangsta cars which creates the image of the person in the car superior to the person being ran over. Over time this word has been changed and is now used as another word for killed. Many people use it in the terms of being trashtalked.

i'm gonna get you merked man

by SSUR08 October 2, 2007

merceness

The state of being like, or acting like a mega weirdo of having anything to do with such behavior.

When you threw your money out of the window to confirm this formual of phrases it is merceness. time is money so: time = money. time flies when you're having fun. having money is fun. so: time flies when u have money. to eliminate time as a variable, replace it with the equivalent of money (since before stated was time=money)conclusion: money flies when u have money. so therefore money can fly.

MONEY BIRDS!...fly fly.

by tonya barnett December 15, 2008

merkin

See also merikan

merkians over there shouting at the tv.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

Merlen

AN IN COMPETENT CREATURE WHO MATES WITH ITS OWN FAMILY

JOHN: DUDE JESSICA'S PREGNANT

DAVID: DUDE SHES OUR COUSIN

JOHN: I DONT CARE

DAVID: YOUR SUCH A MERLEN

by MICHEAL TASK July 19, 2011

merked

Getting raped, pillaged, mutilated, ambushed, brutalized, or in some other way murdered, such as by a mercenary for hire. Usually in a video/computer game.

Mercenaries are people who will work for anyone's army if they get paid well. They (historically) have a reputation for being vicious and not following normal military protocols.

*explosion* (pwnzor):you got merked!

by historical1 April 8, 2009