Mega Pint

The pint size of red wine required to soothe the nerves when your wife defecates on your bed while her dog steps on a bee.

Amberturd: "My dog stepped on a bee"

Elon Musk: "🎶Who let the Doge out🎶"

J.Depp: "A mega pint?"

by Vajrabolt June 3, 2022

mega-pint

A very large pour or measurement of alcohol.

“A mega-pint? I poured myself a large glass of wine. I thought it necessary”

-Johnny Depp

by apple.png1 May 15, 2022

Mega Man'd

To be Mega Man'd is to be ganged up on a squad of exactly 7 after provoking one of said 7.

Originates from Super Smash Bros Ultimate with Mega Man's final smash.

"C'mon Robbie, let's go Mega Man them"
"They're gonna get so Mega Man'd!"

by YungLenin May 13, 2019

mega blotto

get smashed wankered off your nut ass fucked steaming pissed wrecked drunk tipsy off it

sanders got mega blotto last night.

by james wood/scott blad September 16, 2004

Mega Rostar

An absouloute God at YouTube, one of the best YouTubers on earth! Go subscribe to Mega Rostar, he is our lord and should praise him for the rest of our life’s to ensure we go to Heaven. And could be used to describe someone amazing.

Phil: WOW! This YouTube is a real Mega Rostar!
Dan: He sure is.

by Cameron Fullard May 26, 2018

Mega Human

a Mega human is somebody even more amazing then a super Human. somehow. and can do things such as "Flight" And "sonic speed". but also things a little bit better then Super humans. so things that you know. CAN MAYBE BE POSSIBLE. pretty much.

"I CAN BREAK BONES WITH MY BEAR HANDS. IM A MEGA HUMAN!"

by Nicks cool Definitions January 5, 2020

Mega Pidh

So first of all Pidh means pussy in Albanian, and Mega means big, so in Albanian slang, this is used when there is a very attractive girl or woman.

Wow, look at that Mega Pidh!

(Albanian) O bir kqyre far Mega Pidh!

by Qafagangster2005 February 3, 2023