mega gruntie

A bowl movement, jobbie, or crap session of such intensity that it is measured to the power of one million standard craps. Such is the magnitude and intensity of a mega grunty that it can be beyind the capability of the average colorectal system and therefore a mega grunty may need to be delivered by cesarean section. A mega gruntie can be both intense and satisfying and can therefore result in a backdoorgasm.

"Sorry to take so long, I was almost torn in half at the seams by a massive mega gruntie!"

by Gruntie Stevie September 19, 2019

Mega Rostar

An absouloute God at YouTube, one of the best YouTubers on earth! Go subscribe to Mega Rostar, he is our lord and should praise him for the rest of our life’s to ensure we go to Heaven. And could be used to describe someone amazing.

Phil: WOW! This YouTube is a real Mega Rostar!
Dan: He sure is.

by Cameron Fullard May 26, 2018

mega spin

A skate boarding trick that would commonly be called a 1440 double flip. Your board spins in four 360s and does a double kick flip.

Announcer of X games: And here comes Tony Hawk with the Mega Spin!!!

by Smartest Ass September 27, 2017

mega penis

A person who loves to play within they’re dick all the time and wont stop for a second

Man your such a mega penis your jacking it right now

by Hentiatits February 23, 2018

Mega swella

A advance version of big swella it means a large swollen horse like penis

Have you heard he has a mega swella

by Mr.realnigga October 28, 2020

Mega pp

belongs only to Markus

His name is Markus.
He must have a mega pp.

by koos_8 November 5, 2020

Mega Human

a Mega human is somebody even more amazing then a super Human. somehow. and can do things such as "Flight" And "sonic speed". but also things a little bit better then Super humans. so things that you know. CAN MAYBE BE POSSIBLE. pretty much.

"I CAN BREAK BONES WITH MY BEAR HANDS. IM A MEGA HUMAN!"

by Nicks cool Definitions January 5, 2020