meezomath

Moon walking drunkard who defines himself by proficient mathematician skills and his only nemesis is the antagonist group known as the cock blocker. (Contrary to file style in every sense of the word)

Wow! Look at that homeless guy crush on that girl meezomath style.

by jimmy p patrick January 14, 2008

Melbourne boner

a well tanned penis that despite the owner drinkin his own weight in beer is still strong enough to fend off a shark at high tide

Girl1: bet u didn't get any last night he was shitfaced
Girl2: nahh my fella had a Melbourne boner so I just jumped ontop

by Billvanman December 28, 2015

meego

a wholesome guy

you're a meego;

by m00ncake September 11, 2020

Melbourne Purplefish

This rare fish can only appear if the time is right. In order to perform this great feat one must work up a bonner then drench it in ranch, next grip the penis at the base, cutting off the blood-flow to the penis which should turn it purple (the darker the better) then insert where desired. First founded by lonely fishermen in the Indian River that is located around Melbourne Florida.

My Dude: "Dam, Connor is one hell of a Melbourne Purplefish!"
My Dude 2: "Ya I cant believe he Melbourne Purplefished that chick!"
My Dude 3: " Didn't you Melbourne Purplefish that chick?"

by ConairSV June 28, 2010

melbourne

The fashion, events, food and wine, arts, shopping, financial, entertainment and style capital of Australia. Sports and street art capital of the world. The only thing it isn't is tourist capital- they flock to see the one piece of arhcitectural brilliance Sydney ever saw (which is now liek 50 years old)leaving Melbournians to live in the world's greatest and most liveable city in contentment.
The city is literally alive with all the biggest events in Australia. Commonwealth Games, Fashino Festival, Food Festival, Arts Festival, Grand Prix, Fringe Festival, World Swimming Champs, AFL Grand Final, Aus Open.
Best architecture in Australia- Royal Exhibiton Buildings, MCG, FLinder's St Station, Southern Cross Station, Eureka and Rialto, Fed Square and literally thousands of others. Read about them all in the book Design City: Melbourne. Now I don't think there's one of those for Sydney... Nor is there anything like the number of events, nor the quality of their food, fashion, arts or culture. But thats ok, they can all go to the beach all day and try not to get raped or mugged.

SydneySider1: Because of the immense lack of anything to do in this overcrowded, polluted, dangerous city, I'm going to the beach to escape the stifling heat that grips our city for most of the year.
SydneySider2: So true. We've seen the opera house and bridge so now there's really not much to do. If only we lived in Melbourne we could enjoy the fantastic array of things there are to do and see all year round.

by Gynto October 2, 2006

Melbourne ave

a dumb old bitch who likes fuckin with me fuck u cm fu fu fu old crsty chinised wereaing shoes bitch !!!!!11 gi suck a cock lol hhahhahaha

bitch u betta whatch her back

by fuck March 26, 2005

melbourne

An awsum city in Australia with some of the best graff in the world! Best writers include Phibs, Rencs, Frost,Nurok, The WCA, RDC, FMC, 70K and CI crews, Mesk, Paris and Peril!
R.I.P Trance Oner!

Word up and mad props to Melburn city!

by bob mctowski December 20, 2004