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human fecal matter

This morning, i found human fecal matter on my side of the bed.
by gogojohnny April 24, 2022
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matter of crap

by jeffbo April 8, 2009
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gray matter

Brilliant band that had two songs in the ground-breaking Flip video Sorry.
Well I'm crusin' illusions
disillusions for now
I took a step to the edge
but I've been walking for miles
it was a very temporary waste of time
if there's really such a thing as a waste of time
can't let myself be restrained
let decisions be so torn
kill confusion by killing options
burn no bridges to stay warm.
by Ziggy Stardust March 3, 2005
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MATTADADDY

This is a word to make you ask someone a question. But you havta say it fast as to disguise your purpose, "What's a mattadaddy?" matter. daddy. What is a matter daddy. When they ask you whats a matter, just say "well its ok son dont worry about it..."

Hey, what's a matter daddy??? . . .
fun joke to play... "whats a matter daddy???" aka MATTADADDY
by Simon Bright January 5, 2008
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fecal matter

A word used to describe poop in a mature manner in the case that a small child voids feces from the bowels in a public pool, causing evacuation.
Attention, insert pool name here members and guests. Fecal matter has been discovered in the dive well. Please exit the pool while we decontaminate the area. Thank you.
by Jesustits August 26, 2005
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Matteo

Matteo is a sexy Italian. His kiss makes you weak, his tongue makes him unforgettable.
He is a suave man, smooth and has the ability to leave you wanting more.
I was kissed by a Matteo and lost my mind
by Cheeky4U May 20, 2021
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