masticate

Masticate means to eat something. Sounds a lot like mastrubate. Put MASTICATE and WENIS in a sentence together, and it sounds wondermous.

"Do you masticate with your wenis on the table?"

by Tierney October 2, 2007

marica

marica is an amazing person with a heart of gold. she is really hot and can get any guy if she wants too. she can have major anger issues but when you get to know her she will open and be an amazing friend.

have you seen marica!
yeah she’s a lad!

by hey it’s me a lad March 20, 2019

Matia

The term Matia refers to a massive pimp, that smokes lots of weed

Broooo! That Matia was high af

by MidhiBeni March 19, 2019

Flying Whack-o-Matic

The coolest thing ever. Except its never been invented and it doesnt do anything except fly around and whack things

Ex.

Dude 1: *WHAP* Dude 2! What was that?
Dude 2: Elementary, dude 1, it was simply that Flying Whack-O-Matic
Dude 1: Let us bow to our knees and praise its coolness in reverence of the god of coolness
Dude 2: Indeed

by Simon November 2, 2003

stooge-o-matic transmission

An automotive transmission built for people who don't know how to shift gears, such as old granny ladies, mush wimps, effeminate males, soccer moms, and yuppie twits. This transmission has no clutch, and uses a torque converter.

People who don't know how to drive get stooge-o-matic transmissions, and therefore never learn how to drive. They put their brakes on for random cosmic events. They put their brakes on going down hills. You should see all the pantywaist stooge-o-matic drivers with burnt-out brakes on the roads in the Rocky Mountains!

Chalmers the mush wimp drives a sports car with a stooge-o-matic transmission.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005

The Magical Poo

A breed of poo, The fabled magic poo is believed to be a translucent, walking, talking, magical poo that can grant wishes when confronted.

Oh my god its the fabled magical poo! If we confront him maybe he will grant us wishes!

by Goober The Gvate May 16, 2003

matia

A hindi slang term used to describe someone as being somewhat stupid in any situation. Used causally, or threateningly.

Pronounced: mah-tee-aa

Picked up from the Bollywood movie 'Hera Pheri'.

You guys hear about that matia who fell of his bike?

Eh matia, why are you doing that?

Yo matia, let's grab dinner.

by Patorre, Sabooty, and Sharmy November 20, 2012