March 26

This is the day too show your gf love and get her something sweet

Jayden: bro it’s march 26 I’m gonna buy a ring for my girl
Jack: nice bro

by Girl idk October 30, 2019

march 14

A Bad Bitch Birthday

Today is March 14 . You Know Its a Bad Bitch Birthday . So You Gotta Turn Up ALL WEEKEND !

by baaddiieeb March 11, 2020

March 15

Your the beast of the group, everybody loves you and your the honest CRACKHEAD of the group:)))
Also this is national napping day. So get your blanket hop on the sofa and nap away!!!!!

Omg, your birthday is on march 15, wow you must be super fun, can I be your friend?
Its March 15!!!! Time to practice my napping skills!!!!!!

by anonymous March 14, 2021

16th of march

What a great day go be born. People born on this day are strong,loyal and intelligent. Being born on this day is lucky. If you have a friend born on this day keep them close.

Ty:I have a crush on this girl,she is amazing
Harry:She must of been born on the 16th of march m8. Go get her

by Chinesewhispers November 2, 2019

march 15

The baddest bitch was born today. She's hot af but a crackhead crazy beech.

Emily: its my birthday bitch, march 15

by emilyy_315 November 18, 2019

March 18

very smart and funny people are usually born on this day

When were you born?

March 18th.

Oh, that explains a lot.

by born on march 18 October 15, 2019

Martha Stewart

After intercourse, when the male gets up to leave the female's place, he wipes his penis on her curtains.

"I snuck out while she was asleep, but before I left I gave her the Martha Stewart."

by WhoMe December 15, 2004