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Felch Merchant

Someone who offers felching as a service for a price.
Wayne come into my office u felch merchant and felch me. You will get a nice little pay rise.
by Cristiano April 27, 2006
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scar merchant

An amateur tattooist or "professional" of bad reputation and low-quality (and low priced) work. Usually an amateur or "a friend who works out of their house", scar merchants, or scratchers are unschooled, unsanitary and generally a big mistake. Going to one is literally buying a scar.
Dude, fuck that guy! Billy Bob is a scar merchant. Go to Tattoo City on Lombard for good work.
by Dr. Badwrench November 8, 2007
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Dole Merchant

Usually people living in city's and towns who do p nothing only cause trouble. Are on "benefits", unemployed and are not seeking work.
The town is covered in dole merchants.

You're man's only a dole merchant, does nothing while i break my back working hard on the farm.
by Agrilawd May 16, 2021
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marching band

The only sport where no one sits on the sidelines.
wear all the hott guys are.
the best damn thing in my life¢¾
when we win we sing the pussy cat song...its the best part and makes you feel complete.
and everytime we win we storm the feild.
I LOVE MARCHING BAND!!!!!!!!!!
by Marchin_girly_66 April 28, 2007
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Marachan

Sadly, those Siegfried Schtauffen fangirls become marachan if they still continue teh fangirlism
by YOU = TEH WAPANESE November 25, 2003
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Pie merchant

A fat person; someone who delights in he scranning of pies.

See also Boffer, Pie master Fat Pastie
Look at that fat pie merchant!

Shut your face pie merchant!
by MaddogMotherFucker June 24, 2005
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Stephen Merchant

Hot dude
i love him
he is pretty
i fangirl over him
i love stephen merchant
<3
Me- I love stephen merchant
Friend- No he is a nerd
Me- Good bye
Friend = dead
by omgomgomgiloveyou June 16, 2011
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