macoman

fully sik, boxhead, net addicted, normally found chasing greek men named jeza the man hunk.. can be found on #funkysexycool but mainly in #ballbreakers on austnet.org u knw uleh!

always up for taping marys ass

by rob February 25, 2005

Macbook Pro

A line of "powerful" Laptops produced by Apple, by "powerful" what they really mean is just last generation tech that you would of found in an old ThinkPad from 2008.

Jim: Check out my Macbook Pro!
Everyone else: *laughs*

by Ctrl Alt Destroy April 10, 2019

jk macbeth

Shakespeare's finest comedy - Features an all star cast including SavageX, Mr. Howson, Mr. Spriggs, Sir Gerry and Dr. Hewitson.

Here's a quote from JK Macbeth:

"Ahhh! Bloomin' heck Banquo! This day's a bit foul and fair!"

by TGKF August 7, 2004

MAcoin

my coin

give me MAcoin

by swaggathon July 9, 2009

macabeefy

A meal containing macaroni and cheese with ground beef.

"Mom, can we have macabeefy for supper tonite?"

by lexikay September 25, 2009

macbitch

Someone who is the biggest bitch in a friend group. Usually tall and skinny with dark hair and has a little larger nose than usual. But she's super pretty. Other names for her would be 'biggest bitch around,' 'snicker licker,' or maybe even 'lester.'

macbitch macbitch macbitch what you gunna do when she comes for you? macbitch macbitch macbitch... THE BIGGEST BITCH OF THEM ALL.

by flyoodlover13 May 14, 2011

Macooning

Macooning. To "Macoon" someone. To purposely try to tell a fib/pull a joke on someone. Not exactly getting away with the prank, however. To call "macooning" on someone means that you know they are trying to be funny, but they really aren't.

If you are able to call someone out on the joke, you can say "Are you macooning me?" And they must reply that yes they are, because they have been caught.

Person 1: You brought my car home last night right?

Person 2: I drove your car last night?

Person 1: Are you "macooning" me right now?

Person 2: Haha, yeah. Sorry.

by Cooterpoop July 11, 2012