A type of suspension bracket known for its ability to elasticate the balls over six feet in length. The David machine was first invented by Alan Turing during one of his lesser known experiments, named after his cousin David who was a practitioner of cock and ball torture.
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Client: Sounds tasty.
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Client: Sounds tasty.
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Machika means to mash or to smash in Papiamento which is the spoken language on Aruba, Bonaire, and Curacao.
Machika Is also the hit song by J. Balvin, Jeon, Anitta. From the lyrics, J. Balvin is singing about taking someone from the dancefloor to the motel and leaving marks on them like Zorro and being drunk which is followed by the chorus "Machika" ( to Smash).
Machika Is also the hit song by J. Balvin, Jeon, Anitta. From the lyrics, J. Balvin is singing about taking someone from the dancefloor to the motel and leaving marks on them like Zorro and being drunk which is followed by the chorus "Machika" ( to Smash).
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After 4 or 5 of these badboys in a row, you start talking gibberish and screaming about trolls. Loss of clothing is not uncommon. For best results continue normal drinking before and after "Sheening" it. Guaranteed to fuck you up at the time and the next day with a vengance!
*Warning, it does as it says on the tin. You will suffer a complete mental and financial breakdown after.*
After 4 or 5 of these badboys in a row, you start talking gibberish and screaming about trolls. Loss of clothing is not uncommon. For best results continue normal drinking before and after "Sheening" it. Guaranteed to fuck you up at the time and the next day with a vengance!
*Warning, it does as it says on the tin. You will suffer a complete mental and financial breakdown after.*
I just ran too the shop and couldnt stop, ran through 4 shelves and killed a man, mustve been those Sheen Machines
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