drumgath mustache

The careful placement of a used condom on the upper lip of your sexual partner. Only to be preformed if sexual partner falls in the category of; one night stand, ugly cow or if she/he already has a nasty tache.

"hey man just gave christina a drumgath mustache for being a complete whore"

by C. Magee November 19, 2006

millvale mustache

This is typically seen from the folks that are born and raised from millvale.

It is when the mustache first starts to grow in, and it looks like the hairs have no idea which way they want to go.

"look over there, that kid has a millvale mustache"

"Shave your face, you got a millvale mustache forming"

by mm217 January 18, 2009

weasel mustache

When you cum a mouth and leave pubic hair all over the cum dumpster's upper lip, somewhat resembeling a peachfuzz mustache.

I gave her a weasel mustache, so hell no I didn't kiss her afterwards.

by JBizzum October 9, 2008

Golden Mustache

It is when a male human jerks his penis off and ejaculates onto a female human's upper lip then he proceeds to piss on her upper lip thus turning the jizz/semen to a yellowish goo the result is the formation of a golden yellow mustache on her upper lip.

I gave her a golden mustache at the party because I was ragin horny and wanted to get it on then we did it in her parents bedroom and I pulled out my rager and gave her a Golden Mustache.

by Jizz Master/I love rimjobs January 24, 2010

Mandlebar Mustache

A midget pornstar.
Usually has a name such as Tripod and stars in such films as Itty Bitty Gang Bang

That handlebar mustache just had sex with that cat!

by Gherkin November 3, 2004

mustache humping

when a girl is naked on her hands and knees and a man with a mustach puts his nose into the girls asshole and smashes his mustache up against the girls vagina and smooshes it back and forth.

I cant wait to go home and get busy mustache humping !

by bill amazing packston November 16, 2010

morning mustache

When you ejaculate on the upper lip of someone who is asleep, then rip out their pubes while yelling "MORNING MUSTACHE" and sprinkle it upon the the gooey mixture and let it dry.

My girl wasn't keeping it trimmed up downstairs so I had to morning mustache her.

My girlfriend didn't give it up last night so I taught her a lesson by giving her a morning mustache.

I like kissing a man so I gave her a morning mustache.

by Red Raider Safety May 7, 2009