Mutaling

1.The cross between a Mutant, Repitle, and Duckling. A completely ficticious animal, mainly used as an insult.

2. Although, in many case used in a loving manner as one's 'pet name'. 3. A way of expressing affection towards someone younger than you in a masculine form.

1. At the mall, my friend pointed a thing out that looked to be a Mutaling...she walked like a duck, looked like she was born in a sewer, and i think she had a tail. 2. After we made sweet love, Bob called me his Mutaling. 3. Stevecalled all his department Mutalings to the office to all give them hugs and candy.

by BushBaybee December 14, 2009

mutually assured destruction

'Mutually Assured' meaning both candidates are assured.

Jack 'n' Jill we mutually assured that i have a gigantic penis!

by Jack Tha Rippa September 3, 2003

mutals

a nerdy starcraft term used to abbreviate mutalisks, the primary zerg air unit

MWAHAHA! Giant mass of mutals!

by Alex Mooney May 24, 2004

mutually assured

to feel safe because others feel the same way
peer support
feel the same as someone

now that i'm mutually assured i'll do the driveby with u boys

by teddyK September 13, 2003

mutually assured

A term expressing an expectation of reciprocity. If event A happens, then event B will certainly follow. Most commonly used in the phrase "mutually assured destruction," which posits that the best defense against a nuclear-based attack is the threat of a "mutually assured" retaliatory nuclear-based attack...although the term can be applied to events less earth-shakingly catastrophic.

"If I go down on you, it damn well better be mutually assured that you'll be sucking my cock afterwards."

by lexicographer September 15, 2003

mutually assured destruction

A type of unit in Command & Conquer Red Alert

"I'd biuld a MAD tank but they're so damn expensive"

by AHHHHHHHHH September 24, 2003

mutually assured destruction

Basically a Mexican standoff between prominent countries that possess nuclear weapons and have different polictical agendas. Causes the entire world to be gripped in a sort of doomsday fatalism. Also results in peace talks to boil down to a pissing match in which each side takes a "I'll-throw-down-my-gun-if-you-throw-down-your-gun-first" attitude.

In "Beneath the Planet of the Apes" the apes may have survived if they had thier own nukes. The mutant humans wouldn't have used thier nuke because of fear of mutually assured destruction. Which didn't matter anyway, because they all ended up dead, like a bunch of pork rinds.

by Pigeon McNugget October 8, 2003