mutcer

a really sweaty ass that leaks with fluid

oh my god ive been running so hard that i really have a mutcer.

by Nitballz October 24, 2007

bovine fecal matter

the clinical way of saying "bullshit"

Person A: "I don't lie, I always tell the truth"
RESPONSE: "that's that bovine fecal matter right there..."

by DocCullors August 7, 2012

Matterhorny

1. In a state of anxious anticipation to ride the Matterhorn roller coaster at Disneyland in California, meriting at least an 8.3 out of 10 on the arousal scale.

2. Looking forward to riding the Matterhorn due to the excitement of getting to straddle the person in front of you, or being straddled, if you are so lucky.

NOTE: Due to the intimacy of the ride, make sure you stand by the right person in line before boarding. Please remain seated; permanecer sentados por favor.

1. I'm so Matterhorny that when we see that first abominable snowman, I might just burst!

2. Bill's date at Disneyland got him all Matterhorny when she asked to sit in front of him on the best ride in the park. He couldn't wait for that long first ride uphill.

by Dickory May 18, 2008

mutters under his breath

a person that wants to say something but is to insecure to say it out loud.

as this guy shae mutters under his breath we try to decipher what he is saying.

by ShazzaDoYouLoveMeChuckUsAVB November 21, 2018

Mutterson

The word "Mutterson" means "enhanced mutt" Mutt meaning dog. Mutterson can be used in a good or bad way. Being called a "Big Mutterson" is good, call it a compliment. Being called a "Little Mutterson" Is bad, call it an insult.

"You're such a big Mutterson" "You're a little Mutterson"

by Oniesson June 6, 2022

Mutten Dagger

Slang term for cock, penis, fleshy ram rod, meaty mass, schlong

Take your Mutten Dagger and pound my juicy cunt

by Tabasco Spitty March 30, 2011

Mutten Strut

To walk tall. Act tough

Guys at the gym who puff there chest out. "Look at that guy walking with his mutten strut''.

by Kneppdamacher January 18, 2011