Muscle Mommy

A tall, muscular, sometimes middle-aged woman who likes to treat their male (or female) partner like their own child, like how a mother does

Person 1: Bro, I got a muscle mommy girlfriend

Person 2: Damn, she looks old enough to be your mommy

by BSSNV2947 August 10, 2024

Muscle Paralization

When muscles are said to be not functioning when it is time to conduct physical training or exercise.

I was unable to PT due to muscle paralization

by anonymous February 12, 2025

Muscle Alzheimer’s

The crap that happens with your body right when you decide that you are a gifted athlete. Your muscles decides you should have stuck with high school chess.

I crushed my drive on the 17th hole and had 75 yards to the pin. On the 18th hole, driver in hand..my buddies remind me of muscle memory man, muscle memory. I shank that drive right into the lake. I have a serious case of muscle Alzheimer’s.

by Yaks_man March 9, 2025

Muscle mommy

At woman with mean muscle, often confused with and woman with muscle but has to be a mommy with muscle. Also rhea ripley

“Dudes she fucking jacked, and hot, that’s a muscle mommy”

by Awesome suace July 30, 2025

Muscle Tussle

The act of pleasuring one’s self. To masterbate

Jerry engaged in a muscle tussle last night when he was alone.

by Marchaverage November 12, 2025

fuck muscle

The organ located between a man's thighs used to pleasure another person's body.

Keirsten enjoy's it when Chads sticks his Fuck Muscle in her Pussy, Anus & Mouth!

by SlopNChop August 11, 2016

diaper muscle

The baby equivalent of the toilet muscle; often used as a substitute for baby's bottom or baby's butt; as in, "as smooth as a baby's butt.

Barbara, your face is as smooth as a baby's diaper muscle! What kind of skin cream do you use?

by Telephony August 3, 2012