murder seat

A seat, chair, stool or booth in which one sits where you can’t see danger from behind, or have a view of crazy people, or have a clear exit, or view of the room or surroundings.

Hey Sara, if you get there first, save me a good seat. I don’t want the murder seat.

by Roll Sound March 13, 2022

gas murderer

A person who lets a really stinky fart fly when in a large group of people, causing them to gag and pretend to pass out.

Tom is such a gas murderer, that fart was so stinky I think someone died back there.

by W.T.Q. December 16, 2009

socially murdering

a nicer definintition for roasting

guy: this guy is socially murdering me on Twitter, ok he asked for it im gonna strike back

by quackiplier August 12, 2016

axe murderer

and axe murderer is somebody who murders people with an axe

john: yo that guy just killed his bitch with an axe
jacob: yea he's a axe murderer
john: isn't he a juggalo?
jacob: same shit...

by bongwater705 January 3, 2008

Math Murderer

OMG! The GameFAQs mod that murdered the math. Because of his murder, 1.99~ =/= 2

THANKS A LOT!

Math Murderer modded me.

by hooligan333 December 16, 2003

Murdered Out

Wearing/covered in black.
Applies to anything.

You can hardly see Jeff in a dark room. He's murdered out as fuck!

by Carbonitecaptain May 17, 2014

murder yourself

An exotic species half bird half man with some slight Autism only found in the incest village of Nigeria

Today I found a murder yourself and it was worse than I even imagined

by Mikethegreatbird August 31, 2017