Maximus Nubulous

Beyond a nub, or noob in gaming. You are beyond terrible at anything that has to do with gaming.

Joe: Wow I just went 5 and 35 in call of duty.
Bob: You are a Maximus Nubulous.

by RectumRapist January 26, 2011

Nigerious Maximus

One who takes his black rizz to the max.

Jerry: I can't believe you gave up on the Kennedy heir!
Kramer: That's like a second Kennedy assassination.
Elaine: How can you compare him to Denzel? A lady needs some Nigerious Maximus between the sheets.
Jerry: Nothing wrong with that!

by Placentus Orellius August 13, 2023

imbecilicus maximus

The stupidest and idiotic thing imaginable, be it a belief, a choice, or a thing.

The recently deceased imbecilicus maximus used a lit match to look into their gas tank. Identification of the remains is pending a review of dental records.

by Keep the Reason December 13, 2016

Maximus

A fortnite virgin

Maximus is a virgin

by Fgicdrty November 25, 2020

Derponious Maximus

A person or thing of Hellenic or Greek origin doing dumb shit or being the dumb shit to an extreme degree.

Wow, look at Greece's derponious maximus economy curve!

by anonymous July 29, 2021

Nutticus Maximus

When you accidentally run nuts to nuts into another mans baby sauce maker in a scissoring fashion. "Baseballs Carlos Gomez and Jake Bauer ran dangly pain sack into dangly pain sack with such verocity that all men almost got neutered"

"Frank and i hit the Nutticus Maximus when we both tried to catch the same ball". "The two gay guys were so excited they hit the Nutticus Maximus and turned the night limp"

by FluffyMcRedBeard September 15, 2023

nibbicus maximus

Latinized form of the phrase “top nibba (most commonly seen in meme culture as ni🅱️🅱️a)”. The phrase is used to refer to someone’s best friend/homie (hence the superlative “maximus” signifying this person is your best nibba).

Yo, you’re my nibbicus maximus!

by nanibaba June 10, 2021