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master card

this is the proccess of someone sliding there butt crack
in beetween another persons nose usually while they are asleep or passed out
john has passed i should master card him
by jeff gunning November 16, 2006
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Master Asia

The Undefeated of the East!

Runs the Invincible School of Master Asia. He loves Gundam.
Master Asia: Gundam Fight! READY GO!
by master asia December 5, 2007
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master p

The russell simmons of the south the real one not the one on the EAST COAST. From nothin to being worth more than $600 million the first "Indendent" rap label to get all the money and pay-out himself. put together such classics as down south hustlers and Ice-cream man. before changing his image. Now has a new no profanity label.
Pioneered comercialization in rap: rap action figures, clothing label, movie production company, Rims, car stereos.

Produced Mean Green, Fiend, Mia X, Silk tha Shocker(brother), C-Murder(brother),mercedes, soulja slim, kane and able. Mystikal, beats by tha pound, and showed Snoop Dogg how to be independant by freeing him from death row
Master P make em say uuugghhhh na-na naaa.
by Devlin H April 23, 2008
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Master Pyrunk

A male born to a humble Mexican family. He is adored by those around him, and looked up to by others. His true passion rests in the Metal genre and hopes to pursue a musical career of some sort. His strong desires for world peace and annihalation of ignorance maintain him alive, although deep down he knows such sights will never be achieved. He is the reason why Sheaver wakes up in the morning.
Master Pyrunk is a god.
by Filthvium October 13, 2006
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Master T

Short for "Master Tool", typically used to describe someone who sucks up to and does random shit for others. Also connotative of someone who is acting effeminate and showing a girl his "sensitive side" just to get some pooty.

Usually screamed repeatedly in a high-pitched voice (pronounced "Masta Teeeee!") by a group of people witnessing another person acting like a huge tool. The screams are oftentimes accompanied by the same gesture that referees use to call for a "time out".

See also: Gofer
Boy 1: I totally think you should break up with Derek. He has no respect for you and just wants to get in your pants.

Girl 1: (Crying, hugs Boy 1) Thank God I have you, otherwise I have no idea what I would do with myself!

Onlooker 1: What a fuckin' Master T.

Onlooker 2: Seriously. I wonder if he has a mangina. (Screaming) MASTAA TEEEEE
by yeosefthebrosef April 19, 2010
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Master Chode

Urban legend of a male with short and stocky penis, tends to be found in mostly short african-american males that are hipsters or call themselves pretty-boys hoping people will not find out the truth of their small penis.

Beware whenever you confront a individual like this about their small penis they tend to have their chodes explode in a raging fashion. To avoid this predicament address them by the name Master/Lord Chode
Guy 1-"Hey I think that Griffith kid has a small penis!"

Guy 2" Didnt you know? He is the Master Chode! "
by TheChodeExposer May 22, 2011
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master baker

The epitome of being Nick Baker. To be completely baked out, being THE nick baker, and banging random girls. Also, wishing to bang random random girls. Sometimes, being home all alone and wishing you were banging random girls.
by THE Nick Baker December 31, 2008
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