Weapons of Mass Destruction

The excuse of choice for any non-democratic deployment of force.

We have sufficient proof that Iraq has Weapons of Mass Destruction - like that rock, for inctance...see how it just sits there, watching, waiting...and them BANG! ZOOM! Right in the kisser...I will not wait for that to happen. I must do the right thing and kill off hundreds of thousands of innocent people at once...so as to free Iraq.

by ZE-bear March 24, 2003

mass debating chamber

a place in which mass debating takes place

Parliament is a mass debating chamber

by paul February 8, 2005

MaskSaint

self righteous idiots in my neighborhood who think that wearing a mask will save the rest of us.

"So you are willing to wear a mask but that's the limit to what you will do to protect others? Otherwise it's just too much work, so fuck them - you must be a MaskSaint"

by Conspiracy Realist July 11, 2020

disney massage

Massage with a Happy Ending

A: I'm dying for a massage
B: What kind?
A: One's that has a happy ending
B: Ohhh, you want a disney massage!

by Fountain of Knowledge_1985 October 24, 2013

Mass Hysteria

Something that will happen when any or all of the following occur:

- Human sacrifice
- Dogs and cats living together

Peter Venkman: "Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!"

by just passin thu August 7, 2010

Mass Media Conspiracy

The theory that the minority of people in control of the masses use the media as a tool to keep them from questioning the reality that is presented to them ultimately preventing rebellions and feeding the addiction of power, control, and manipulation of mankind's destiny, perversion.

ultimate evil.

Mass media Conspiracy consists of a group of soulless evil addicts that lack any morality and are lost in materialism keeping the human consciousness from fullfilling it's potential. examples consist of the government, closed minded religions, public radio, american news stations, reality tv, authority, technology, fashion,legal and illegal drugs,celebrity gossip,mindless self indulgence and just flat out evil.

be above the influence people. just say no to the mass media.

by thinking man's prophet November 27, 2010

Everything's illegal in Massachusetts

it's sarcastic response you give to self righteous people who think they need to tell you what is illegal and what isn't.

Hey, you need to stop drinking, it's illegal to drink under 21 you know...

*smirks* Yeah, well everything's illegal in Massachusetts.

by websterschick February 6, 2010