Ling Ling

An Asian store run by Ling Ling that supplies drugs and magz to mr le beef

The Boit Boit would say "Lets go to Ling Ling's"

by Truth Be Toldeth April 25, 2017

Ling

Long ding ding or wiener

That man carter he got a ling.

by Jamal32 October 15, 2020

Cai Ling

A beautiful and funny girl with a wacky sense of humour. Gym gal. But doesn’t get enough sleep and needs to shit at random times.

Do you need to go to the toilet again?

Yes
You are such a Cai Ling

by Jimmygirl November 22, 2021

ling be long

A physically attractive Asian woman usually between the ages of 18-22 who will have sex with young black men,after sex she says "now its your turn" and she whips out her 12 inch dick and precedes to fuck the man,without his approval.

ling be long fucked me hard last night.

by ling ling 3464 May 7, 2018

Ming ling

Ming king means something excellent,something looking fantastic and sexy

David said to Denise “fuck babe your anus looks so ming ling since you got it bleached at the salon”
Denise said to David “omg your hard cock looks so ming ling when it’s in that cock cage and I’ve got the key “
David said to denise “your feet are so ming ling babe when Ive pissed all over them”

by Martybogroll January 22, 2023

ling wise

term used to validate another person's arguments, specifically one which improves on the user's own argument. etymologically rooted from 'lingo' (communication) and 'wise' (of knowledgeable circumstances).

tl;dr, thank you for improving on my argument.

person uno: "cats are bad pets."
person tres: "no, they're not."
person dos: "cats, compared to other pets, can be a hassle to clean up for."
person uno: "ling wise."

by saladeener of rome January 5, 2023

Dream-a-linging

To hope with for innocent fairytale ending in a bloody gore invested situation.

Why am I dream-a-linging about a cure for the Walkers?

by AminRa May 8, 2019