Abe Lincoln

latin: Spermae barbatus
Half-fetish, half-prank, the Abe Lincoln involves ejaculating on a passed-out friend's face and then shaving one's own pubic hair to throw on the unconscious face. The pubes will stick to the semen deposited around his chin and neck area, thus creating a most presidential of beards for the friend to awaken to.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex

I've always suffered from a crippling inability to grow facial hair, so my friends decided to surprise me by giving me an Abe Lincoln for my birthday. I felt like the luckiest boy in the whole world!

by Dirty Buck Nasty April 15, 2010

Lincoln-Way West

The orange Lincoln-Way in New Lenox, IL. It's near many corn fields. It is now a four-year high school.

Lincoln-Way West's Principal is Dr. Monica Schmidt.

by NoodleNugget December 14, 2010

Dirty Cheese Lincoln

Take your penis, wrapping it in cheese and filling your "others" crack with shredded cheese and buttsexing your partner. Until so said cheese is warm and melty. Then you eat your cheesy meal.

Jenny: Devyn decided he was hungry last night, so he gave me a dirty cheese lincoln!

by Chedder Abe February 7, 2010

abraham lincoln

When having sex with a chick, knock her out. Then jizz on her face, around her mouth. shave off both her and your pubes, and stick them on her face. stick a top hat on her, put your head in her vagina and have her sit on your shoulders and walk around, because lincoln was so tall.

awww shit i didn't know abraham lincoln had tits!

by andrewdavizzle August 31, 2006

the abe lincoln

when u cum on a girls face and than shave your pubic region throwing the pubes on her face

you gizz on a girl's face and shave your pubes and throw them on her making her look like abe lincoln

by Big R August 29, 2003

Lincoln Academy

A semi-private school in Newcastle, ME. A pretty nice school with a lot of really smart and fun people. Really it only has three problems: the guidance and development offices are incompetent, the band has to play in a basement and people write rude things about our fine school.

"Lincoln Academy is a fine place to go to school."

"Lincoln Academy's band is better than it's chorus."

by ARBLJ April 2, 2010

Lincoln Log

Poor lesbians makeshift dildo. Ability to increase girth with duct tape.

I like the Licoln Log deep in my vagina. Who's up for a Lincoln Log ride?

by Leelynn May 29, 2010