lettuce

Often used among South Florda surfers. It means about the same as weak because it is used to describe something lacking value or strength.

Surfer 1: "That swell still goin off bro?"
Surfer 2: "Nah, the winds got on it"
Surfer 1: "Lettuce"

by Betsea87 April 15, 2008

McRoffle -lettuce

McRoffle minus the lettuce ffs

Mcroffle, hold the lettuce

by |0| July 25, 2003

lettuce juice

a vagina after sex or other sexual activities when it gets all wet!

i did her that hard i gave her lettuce juice man

by captain fooltingzz March 6, 2009

Loose Lettuce

The protrusion of a woman's outer labia such that it's appearance closely resembles a wilted leafy vegetable. The condition is often caused by promiscuity, childbirth, and the overuse of labial weight training.

Becky seems like a nice girl but with all that Loose Lettuce she's got going on I really have to question her past.

by HughJorgenn April 2, 2015

Lettuce harvest

When a LAX BRO gets his hair or "Lettuce" cut otherwise known as "harvested"

Today I went to the hair cuttery and had my Lettuce Harvested

by laxbro4lyfe August 6, 2011

lettuce fuck

when a chick has a really nice ass but her face is ugly and is flat chested so wen she wears a dress u lift it up and tie the bottem of her dress over her head and fuck her

tim: damn she has a nice ass
joe: shes ugly as hell
tim: eh ill just lettuce fuck her

by kyle mikinly August 28, 2007

soggy lettuce

When a man shaves his pubes into a bowl to simulate lettuce and then cums on the pubes to simulate salad dressing. After the concoction is complete he then poops in the bowl in small droppings to simulate little pieces of bread. When he finishes the dish he then smears the "Salad" into someone's vagina which simulates someone eating this monstrosity... (Yeah you should not try this... its very unsanitary...)

I heard Jack gave her soggy lettuce last night.

by Traxer April 7, 2015