leather bagel

A man's anal sphincter.

'Eat the leather bagel!' roughly translated means 'Please give me a rim-job'.

First coined by Russell Brand.

by Dr Ferret February 21, 2014

screen leech

One who watches over your shoulder while you are on your computer, or who wanders in while you are playing video games and does nothing but watch you play.

With the 10 and 12 year olds in my house, I'm constantly shooing away a screen leech.

by mlanis January 1, 2012

poo eyes semen nacho feather leather coat

Mishearing lyrics in the song SAD! by XXXTentacion

guy 1: "why does this song say poo eyes semen nacho feather leather coat"
guy 2: "it doesn't say that, your just mishearing it"

by 0oiejr3ikg October 3, 2020

Leatherall

A greying old man often sporting leather attire in an odd or creepy fashion.

your being such a leatherall mate leave the girls alone

by beetrootbake June 18, 2011

leather toungue

When you are sick, and cant breathe through your nose, and when you wake up in the morning your toungue is like a dried up piece of leather.

"Man I am sick as hell, this morning i had leather toungue like a mofo."

by theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift April 27, 2005

leech

Someone who limits, or completely turns off, their upstream in internet peer-to-peer file sharing because they have no interest in actually sharing.

Leecher-X says he doesn't upload in Bit Torrent because it makes web browsing impossible, even on broadband. We both know it's really because he is a selfish bastard though.

by Hic May 4, 2005

Leathermouth

Recent screamo/hardcore band fronted by Frank Iero of MCR fame.

Friend 1: Have you heard Leathermouth?
Friend 2: I'm the one that told you about them --__--;
Friend 1: Oh yeah, you are. But anyways, they fxcking rock.
Friend 2: No Shit. Why do you think i listen to them?
Friend 1: Because you're cool?
Friend 2: Exactly.

by Forevermore January 16, 2008