Lax MAO

This is a common lacrosse term. It stands for laxing my ass off. It's also a company logo commonly seen on shirts that lacrosse players wear.

"Dude what does that mean on your shirt?"- Dylan

"Lax Mao means Laxing My Ass Off Bro.."- Tyler

by Laxbro92 September 10, 2012

lax owned

variation of the words owned, pwned, and lwned. Basically menas to get owned by someone else, esp. in the game of lacrosse.

Get lax owned you noob.

I just lax owned you.

by Lax17 October 6, 2010

lifting and laxing

When to take laxatives before you work out so you shit yourself while working out

I shit myself while lifting weights because i was lifting and laxing

by Latinx twitter chud September 6, 2025

Lax groupie

Someone who only sleeps with DJ's/musicians but enjoys the music just as much

I like this lax groupie a lot she has great input on my music and she has good pussy

by Jackmitchel July 25, 2023

k-lax

First mentioned in Rick and Morty s1e11, "Ricksy Business"

Also known as k-lax

Crystal kalaxian is a really strong, but fleeting high. Does anybody else have any more k-lax? B-birdperson?

by Bad C dev November 9, 2024

Sås per lax

Sås/Lax
A measurement of anything that's concrete for what you're talking about.

what speed do i need to travel a distance of 10 Km in 1 hour?
89 Sås/lax

What unit should i use when measuring Force?
Sås per lax.

by Sås per lax March 1, 2018

Peruvian Laxative

Eat as much Indian food as possibly, grab someone's ancles until their nose is level with your anus. Proceed to defecate into said nose until it overflows their mouth and spills onto their hair.

"I gave that chick a Peruvian Laxative last night"
"How'd it go?"
"she's getting the rest removed from her brain by surgeons"

by dat shit raght dare dun dare September 24, 2011