Laking

When a girl ejaculates during sex due to deep internal stimulation, and leaves a nice lake on the sheets. It then feels like your balls are sitting in a lake.

I've had to change my sheets three times this week because my girlfriend keeps laking!

by ramm69 April 22, 2014

Avril Lavinge

Avril Lavigne is one of the world's BEST musicians ever. Her music rox and she can play the guitar very well. She is not a poser.

Avril Lavigne rox my sox!!

by guitarist92 May 2, 2005

Red Lacing

To peacock and draw attention to your garments in order to overcompensate for your smaller than average physical assets.

What is that James is wearing on his head? He must be red lacing so girls won't look at his crotch.

by AMoney April 4, 2012

Laminated Toast

A piece of toast which has been laminated. Partially to help preserve the toast, but also to show off.

When the teacher asked the class if they were prepared they all took out their laminated toast.

by Ni¢k January 15, 2009

Laminge

a term generally used to describe a male with an over-stretched anus

"im gonna polish my b-series for the upcoming AFF cruise meet

""um dude, your aware 'Laminge' likes it rough""

by ozcruizin112 November 30, 2009

Laking

To ejaculate an immense load on a female's face to the point where she physically can't breath (aka drowning in jizz).

"My bitch went laking last night. I shot so much on her face she nearly drowned."

by WordMasterP October 23, 2013

Lacing

Lacing is an unusual sexual perversion in which a man ejaculates into the food of unsuspecting people. The lacer gets sexual gratification from watching people unknowingly swallowing his semen.

After lacing the hot fudge, Stewart watched in silence while his neighbor's daughter devoured every bite of her ice cream.

by c_anderson February 1, 2006