by Oliv229955 February 04, 2021
A Landon royer is what you’d and if call a dick. He also fucks his anime pillows at night and always says good morning to them. If you have a Landon royer in you class I’m truly sorry for you he will have so called anger issues that will make him be a dick every chance he gets. Be careful these things are dangerous and to be weary around they can set off at any moment with nothing. Landon Royer ‘s are stupid assholes that are not going to make it past 8th grade so when you see one in the wild tell it to go fuck itself
Person 1: omg did you see that kid he just said “I’m gonna fart in your face at night when your asleep”
Person 2: little fucker what a “Landon Royer” dude can go fuck himself
Person 1: I second that
Person 2: little fucker what a “Landon Royer” dude can go fuck himself
Person 1: I second that
by Muffinfuck5000 June 10, 2021
when landons dick grows and poks a hole in his jeans which splits his dick and half with all the pee and cun spolling
its landons dick
by landons dick March 05, 2018
Landon Johnson can be best described as the most handsome young man with the biggest horse cock known to man and is amazing at everything he does.
Look at that penis! It has to be Landon Johnson.
by bingo6924 January 29, 2022
While doing a reverse coyboy, stick a designer brand water bottle (i.e. Aqua Pana, Vittel, or Voss) into your partners anal canal. Once this has been acomplished throw your partner through a double pain glass window .
While I was at the opera, the old woman next to me told me that if I keep farting that I would end up on the reciving end of a Happy Landon
by Bodandy June 01, 2007
when landons dick gets big and pokes a hole in his pants and the penis splits in half and the pee and cum spills out eveyrwhere
by landons dick March 05, 2018