Lying

Jordan. You can't just called everything a lie. You don't even know what 'true' means.

Hym "Jordan... I'm not doing it. You're self help is bullshitz. If I do not get my pound of flesh and IF THIS FUCKING SERVER SHIT DOES NOT CEASE (It's getting a little suspicious) there is only one other thing for me to do here. You need YOU to stop lying. Only the truth is going to save that fucking kid Jordan. I don't care. I don't care about any of your bullshit Jordan. I'm not buying anything you're selling. Conversely, someone IS buying everything I'M selling... And THEY NEED TO PAY ME. It's not a request. It is a prerequisite for your kids safety. 1 of 2 very super-duper ultra-specific prerequisites. This has been over since the very first time my words came out of your mouth. The bullet is in the air. Nothing is going to stop me. The last guy who said he was going to do it, did it. It isn't a matter of whether or not I get what I want here. I am going to get it."

by Hym Iam July 2, 2024

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Fat lying

When you majorly fail to tell the truth.

My mom told me the truth last night, I know you are fat lying.

by dickydanceroutine March 7, 2022

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Blatant Lying Status (BLS)

A Facebook status someone posts that is a blatant lie in a feeble attempt to get likes
Closely related to the BLT (blatant lying tweet)

These are all examples of a Blatant Lying Status (BLS)

'Just went to McDonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I'm now sat here with a milkshake, a chicken nugget happy meal, 2 large cokes, 1 deli of the day, 1 large quarter pounder meal and 2 McFlurrys'

'Sat in the bath daydreming and I thought my bath detached from the wall and started moving like I was on a boat. Think I'm still pissed'

'Lightening just flashed through our window and me and Daryll thought someone was taking a picture with a flash it was that bright'

by Yournigga January 3, 2014

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