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Lana

Lana is a girl who lacks self confidence. She is very overdramatic and obsessed with creating drama. She likes to steal “your man.” She thinks she is very popular although everyone knows she’s not. She is never dressed appropriately for school or work. She will ditch you if you are her friend, and then create a rumor about you. She thinks she’s super close with you, although she just wants to try and get everything out of you. If you say your not going to be friends with anymore, watch out because she can do overpowering things to you. If you have a boyfriend and are friends with her, stay away! She is always fishing for compliments, because she doesn’t have anything about herself that she can be proud of.
Lana: So who do you like?

You: I like ______
Lana: Oh sorry I don’t want to be your friend anymore. You are super annoying.
by Mackenzie 2453 June 5, 2019
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lana's dad

Lana's dad - typically used to refer to someone that is deceased.
Child: "Have you seen grandpa?"

Mom: "No, grandpa committed a lana's dad."
by AUST`N September 20, 2021
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Lana Rhodes

A female actress that REALLY likes Conna and wants to do laundry with him.
Lana: Hey Conna, it's me Lana Rhodes. Can you help me get out of the washing machine?

Conna: Sure, let me come help!
by Nived Yllek >:) September 20, 2022
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Lana

In words that your human celebrity can understand, PERFECTION, She is a person higher than all of us humans, a goddess, a heavenly presence worthy of an Angel, if any doubt, the most beautiful woman not only on earth if not all of us. The treatment of her with people before she makes her worth more than a diamond found on another planet, she is the balance of the entire solar system and sell it is the one that she gives him the privilege of having hers immense and nice darling
Lana is: She's not something, it's all, friends, understand, it's all, it's EVERYTHING but if she is a special beautiful too tender and kind, she adores her like a star
by SoyAllan November 23, 2021
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Lana

Hello Lana this is your boyfriend. I was just wondering when you were ever going to come home. I miss you so much and I'm really tired of waiting around for you. It sucks not talking to you. I really want you and no one can replace you. I don't know what the problem is or what's keeping you from me. I think about you everyday and not having you is torture. Please talk to me. I haven't found someone new. Is there something I did wrong? I've been trying my best to get by without you and recently it's been hell. Honestly, what the fuck are you doing? I thought we had something. I feel like an idiot waiting for someone who apparently doesn't care about me. It's not fair. I don't like making a fool of myself on the internet but I don't know what else to do. You haven't texted or called. What we had was great and I would love to continue that. I feel so lonely and dead inside. How much longer will you keep this up? Please, pretty please, with sugar on top, call me or text me. SOMETHING. I think enough time has past. I don't bite. Please stop this madness. If you think it's cool what we have right now you are totally wrong. It's not cool. I love you all the way even though you're putting me through hell. You just left and years have past. I don't like this. I would love to love you if you'll just let me. This situation doesn't make any sense. Please, for the love of God hit me up.
Friend: Aren't you dating Lana?

Friend 2: Who is Lana? I barely know who she is because she doesn't talk to me. I don't know why but I really want her to.
by Snslaahs April 12, 2024
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Lana

SHESSS the bestgirldfreidnwd ever I love her so much. Trust me she is the cutest person youll ever meet and will ever see. If you have a lana shes a keeper.
I love lana.
by Trebalord March 25, 2022
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Lana and Alexa

Lana and Alexa are hot. bless the ball and WE LOVE UW HOT CHICKS
Lana and Alexa are amazing.
by Barstoolhuskie August 31, 2024
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