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Kyle

An absolute ass. Is cute but needs to stop cheating on a whole bunch of girls at once.
Bob: Wow! Kyle is a complete player!
Harry: I know! He dated both of my sisters at the SAME TIME!
Bob: What?
by slenderproxy69 May 6, 2020
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Kyle

A VERY confusing person. He will always send mixed signals. He doesn’t care about anything except for his phone and MAYBE his girlfriend. If you meet a Kyle try to be funny they love humour. Kyle’s are fun to be around but don’t get on their bad side because they will fuck up your life.
Wow he has humour like a Kyle!
by Atamdowneneis July 21, 2019
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Kyle

Kyle is a boy who when you first fall in love with you can’t ever unlove them. They have probably gone through to many girls to count with their amazing looks and funny personality. There freckles are a distinct feature of themselves (usually) and there eyes to. If you have a Kyle as your bestfriend then your lucky to have them. A Kyle, yes may not be the fastest responding to your messages or the first to pick up the phone but will always have your back
guess what, I just broke up with Kyle today.
by urlocalhoe June 4, 2019
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Kyle

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Kyle called his mother a whore while punching the wall in his Monster energy drink-fuelled rage.
by BigDickGangsta'69 October 24, 2019
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Kyle

The coolest and most hot Minecraft hacker
ion even care - Kyle
by GAmeriiiing March 8, 2021
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Kyle

Can be used as an adjective or noun. Kyles use the word “tatted” and drinks way too much Monster. They might vape frequently and blow ridiculous clouds of smoke that smell like bad breath with a hint of some fruit . Most, but not all Kyles, own a Honda Civic. Many Kyles participate in recreational drug use. Kyles are sometimes referred to as “douche bags” or “tools”. They usually wear trucker hats/beanies and sagging pants.
Dude.. I’m low on bud. I should call Kyle soon.

Don’t be such a Kyle.
by Victor Devito July 31, 2019
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Kyle

He is high as fuck, he has a big dick, and he's special as fuck, but he is a good friend
Guy: go jump off a bridge

Kyle who is high: betttt🤑
by Kylecoolhotdude February 28, 2020
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