(Alternate: You Do Realize)
An online phrase that roughly means "I'm a condescending prick."
Used on message boards by self-important dipshits to preface an argument that berates the intelligence of their opponent.
Any sentence that begins with "You do know" or "You do realize" is implied to end with an implicit "...you fucking idiot."
An online phrase that roughly means "I'm a condescending prick."
Used on message boards by self-important dipshits to preface an argument that berates the intelligence of their opponent.
Any sentence that begins with "You do know" or "You do realize" is implied to end with an implicit "...you fucking idiot."
"You do know that Democrats are all just fascist tax-collectors fighting a war on faith, right?"
"You do realize that Republicans are money-grubbing, Bible thumping rednecks and soccer moms, right?"
"You do realize that Republicans are money-grubbing, Bible thumping rednecks and soccer moms, right?"
by Mark Werguild May 5, 2012
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Old man: I'm sure you do.
Norville: For instance, take a look at this sweet baby. (Shows a drawing of a circle.) I developed it myself. Yessirree, this is my ticket upstairs. (The old man looks at Noville as if he's an idiot.) You know, for kids!
Old man: Terrific.
Norville: So, see how I won't be working in the mailroom long.
Old man: No, I don't guess you will be.
(In a board meeting.)
Norville: You know, for kids! It has economy, simplicity, low production cost, potential for mass appeal, and all that spells out great profitability. I had the boys down at R&D throw together this little prototype so our discussion here can have some focus and to give you gentlemen of the board a first hand look at how exciting this gizmo is. It's fun, it's healthy, it's good exercise, the kids will just love it, and we put a little sand inside to make the experience more pleasant. But the great part is, we don't have to charge an arm and a leg.
(The board looks at Norville as if he's an idiot.)
Old man: I'm sure you do.
Norville: For instance, take a look at this sweet baby. (Shows a drawing of a circle.) I developed it myself. Yessirree, this is my ticket upstairs. (The old man looks at Noville as if he's an idiot.) You know, for kids!
Old man: Terrific.
Norville: So, see how I won't be working in the mailroom long.
Old man: No, I don't guess you will be.
(In a board meeting.)
Norville: You know, for kids! It has economy, simplicity, low production cost, potential for mass appeal, and all that spells out great profitability. I had the boys down at R&D throw together this little prototype so our discussion here can have some focus and to give you gentlemen of the board a first hand look at how exciting this gizmo is. It's fun, it's healthy, it's good exercise, the kids will just love it, and we put a little sand inside to make the experience more pleasant. But the great part is, we don't have to charge an arm and a leg.
(The board looks at Norville as if he's an idiot.)
by You know, for kids! November 11, 2012
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1.A statement assuming people know or understand something. ; 2.Agreement or approval, similar to "hell yeah"
by tht_dude300 August 11, 2010
Get the niggas know mug.Implies that the previously stated is rigged; local wrestling promoter, as told by Jim Cornette, gave away a pony to increase ticket sales and, to avoid losing money, rigged the raffle to ensure his son would win the pony
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Get the Wouldn't you know who won the pony mug.a phrase commonly paired with words that end in the suffix -er, either literally or phonetically. as long as it near-rhymes with the word banger, the joke will work.
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Get the abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z now I know my abc's next time won't you fuck with me mug.This is a catch phrase that originated in a TV ad in the late Eighties that featured super athlete extraordinaire Bo Jackson and rock'n'roll pioneer Bo Diddley (he's notorious for his famous box-shaped electric guitar). Basically, the term means that somebody doesn't know doodly squat.
The narrator says:
Bo knows football.
Bo knows baseball.
Bo knows weightlifting.
***********************
In the meantime, Bo Diddley cranks out the notes on his guitar.
Then he says:
Bo, you don't know diddley!
Bo knows football.
Bo knows baseball.
Bo knows weightlifting.
***********************
In the meantime, Bo Diddley cranks out the notes on his guitar.
Then he says:
Bo, you don't know diddley!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 2, 2007
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